You have better than a reasonable chance. It's going to be close one way or another. I'm just glad you don't have Cutler heaving passes to Marshall this week. What's shitty is that even if I win, I may end up still holding down 4th place.
Last week I won and stayed exactly in 6th, even though people above me lost. This week I'm gonna lose, and probably drop out of the projected playoff bracket.
Well it seems as if points aren't the determining factor in who gets to be in first place. The air up here is quite lovely. See you slobs come playoff time.
Right, which I think is stupid. Granted, I say that as the leader in points scored. But I just don't think head-to-head tiebreakers makes as much sense in fantasy when there is so much luck involved on a week to week basis (who was on bye when you played? Were players hurt? Did your quarterback throw FIVE FUCKING INTERCEPTIONS?). It's not like actual football, where your teams are directly competing. But oh well, dem's the rules. Also Matt Ryan is a fucking shit-eating asscunt.
*Parker excitedly walks to his computer, pops up NFL.com, gleefully expecting to be in first place. He is not.* This system is bullshit. I'm better than all of you pie-fuckers. I want re-matches so I can dry anal rape you fuckers with my size 11 shoe. I can't believe this fucker is back in first place. He doesn't deserve it and never has. He offers terrible trades, his parents never loved him, he can't even masturbate without vomiting and the worst part is Carson fucking Palmer is his starting QB, on purpose. I can't fucking believe it. And it is only going to get worse as Ian lays down on his back and takes a proper fucking because that is what he is wont to do. I swear to god if he doesn't take Jeremy Maclin out his line up I will burn something, like Popped Cherry's house, with his family in it.
I think he's saying he wants you to lie on your back and get a proper fucking as long as you keep Maclin in your starting lineup? I'm not sure though. He got a little alzheimery towards the end there.
To be fair, I never take anything Parker says as the words of a sane man, unless he's in the pop culture thread...
I wanted you to take Jeremy , he never does shit and I can't remember/too lazy to look but you had someone better on your bench, so you beat We Will Gronk You so I can get that top position. Finally, someone that gets it! Well take me seriously 25% of the time in the General threads. Anyway, Brady going to the fuck-off last night helped me immensely.
How about the fact that unless Decker and Reece have unrealistically monster games, you're gonna put me back in the playoffs? At least Chris Johnson was smart enough to play like shit against the guy that traded him away.
Actually he still will make it. He beat Easy as RG3 so tiebreak goes to him which will lock up the 6th spot.
Chater's Chode. It's actually been nine. He was in first place and then just disappeared. He's had his kicker spot empty with Dawson on his bench, and started every one of his players on their bye week. Which means that if he were to sneak in and beat you in the first round of the playoffs, that'd be really embarrassing. Just saying. By the way, is it winner take all?
Actually, it Chater's Chode loses, then I think I get the 6th spot. That's if RG3 wins. If he loses and we all end at 7-6, the I don't know. I beat Chater's Chode, who beat RG3, who beat me. I guess then it would be PF? In which case I get knocked down to 7th.
Alternative interpretation: You are 1-1 against them, RGIII is 1-2, and Chode is 2-1. You and Chode get in. How about "Fuck the guy who can't set his roster" as a tie-breaker?