Is it time already for me to take your money this year? Wow, so soon. Last year, I joked around and let you children get a win. Didn't want to crush you plebes, then you wouldn't want to play. This year? Daddy Parker is going to buy himself something nice with your hard earned cash (or in MoreCowbell's case, whoring earned cash.) Or just burn it. Whatever. This year, it gets real. This year, I eat souls. This year, you might as well just send over the money and your finest 18 year old daughters. This year, you can send your sons to Popped Cherries, he likes that kind of thing.
I usually do ok in leagues where everyone else has the same knowledge/experience as me, but I ended up in a pretty serious league last year as a fill in and lets just say it was a rough season. Probably because they figure I'm an easy win, they asked if I'd like to play again this year and I'd like to up my game. If there's enough interest from others, would any of the TiBers who are serious about fantasy football be willing to do a 101 thread? I thought one existed, but that might've been on the old board.
Now Parker, do your best Sonny Liston impression for me, sweetcheeks. What your girlfriend pays me for is between me and her.
Oh look at all the people signing up! This is going to be exciting. I feel like a recluse spider with a bunch of people walking to into my web in pitch black darkness.