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Official TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Hoosiermess, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. Parker

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    Anyone um...uh...wanna talk about this Matt Ryan guy just sitting on my bench? He put up 32 points. That is almost double what Brady did. Just saying, anyone want to holla at me for Matt Ryan, let me know.
     
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Who is Fear Boners?

    I am torn, because the exact three players that could end me this week (Rodgers/Nelson/Gore), are the same 3 players I need to do well in another league.

    Either way, my Brady for Rodgers trade proposal was a nonstarter...
     
  3. littlefoot789

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    That would be me. The trade was a no go because Nelson>>>>>Vereen.
     
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    How many sidebetters do we have for the free league? Me, Nom and?
     
  5. Parker

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    How does defeat taste like MoreCowbell? Like my nuts? Yes, yes it does.
     
  6. Renholder

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    Wow, you guys are in trouble. 134.9 points for week 1. And my flex only got me 2.7, which I will be correcting for next week.

    Did I mention this is the first time I've played fantasy football?
     
  7. Parker

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    Beginners luck, and well, that was your free win. The only easy day was yesterday bitch.
     
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    Someone had better make sure iczorro doesn't start "cutting to make daddy love him".
    After going into the late game Monday night with my last hope being the great Seabass, he's going to wake up this morning and see the news that he got beat by less than a point and even worse, by a kicker.
     
  9. iczorro

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    I saw it last night. Hell, I knew as soon as he hit that first one for over 50 that if he kicked another I was fucked. It's fuckin bullshit. I shoulda had that game locked down hard. Fuck.
     
  10. Renholder

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    Fuck these waiver wires. I should have Ogletree, Stephen Hill, and Alfred Morris all sitting on my bench right now.
     
  11. Parker

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    You're telling me, I had claims on these guys halfway through their respective games. Not Stephen Hill though, I don't trust Sanchez for shit still.
     
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    Congrats We Will Gronk You on your Hunger Foul trophy.
     
  13. Parker

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    I don't know what you mean by that zyron, but between all the butthurt sobbing I still hear everytime I read one of your posts about football, its probably not worth the effort. Let's hope your score doesn't get just about doubled again this week mmmk?
     
  14. zyron

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    The NFL fantasy football sent a message that he got that award, you can look in the comments on the site. Honestly, I think I posted one or two messages bitching a year ago. You are the one he keeps harping on it because the Giants made your lover Tom Brady cry again in the Super Bowl.
     
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    I like that the website felt we weren't talking enough shit so it just created some award to heckle the guy who can't manage his roster properly.
     
  16. Parker

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    Hey man, say all you want about me, but leave Tom out of this!
     
  17. Parker

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    Fuck you Ian...
     
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    Hey.

    Hey now.

    You can go fuck yourself.

    Also, I'm not especially ashamed to get the award for sitting Kevin Smith.
     
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    I was still worried up until that 4 yard TD...
     
  20. Renholder

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    And with an overwhelming lead in total points, team Renholder goes 2-0. Who is Demolition Man because they are going to make me 3-0 after this week.

    I seriously can't believe you guys let me get Megatron, Ray Rice, Jimmy Graham, AND RGIII for so cheap.