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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    The most Canadian song ever written:

     
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    Drove all night, maybe had 30 minutes of sleep, but I'm now officially on vacation since I'm all checked in and stuff. Now I'm enjoying some Captain Morgan Black. (First time I've tried this, not bad. I'm not sold yet but it could be a good change up now and then) How can this go wrong? I mean it seems right and feels right.
     
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    Well this isn't a bad way to spend Sunday morning.
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    I figure the best way to cure my hangover is to do a winery tour in Mystic today, it's bullet proof.
     
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    I totally opened myself up for it when I posted my picture earlier in this thread. Most of you have been pretty funny in response but in response to this:

    I did say I've aged well, at least I think I have (certainly much better than young me).

     

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    The boys getting ready to go to a wedding. They might not be happy but at least they look good. Idiots with daughters, the line starts here. (In 14 years.)
     

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    Mystic Seaport sucks today, its all little kids. Mystic Pizza better be delicious.
     
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    Good morning, everyone. I'm making pancakes.

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    You jelly?
     
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    Why are you on the beach, there's wine to be drank!
     
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    The only thing worse than going through a redlined article and having to accept/reject every little change is making the accept/reject decision by committee.
     
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    Please rise for our national anthem:

     
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    And the sex change procedure didn't seem to hurt, either.
     
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    This Globemaster has been circling the city for at least an hour now. And it did the same thing yesterday. What the hell is it looking for? How many fly-pasts need to take place, exactly? And more importantly, when do I get to see it transform into its autobot form?
     
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    "The uploader has not made this video available in your country." Well, I guess that makes sense.
     
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    Definitely having one of those days when I don't want to move or do anything. Unfortunately I have these fucking friends who want to hang out with me. What is wrong with them? Life is hard.
     
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    It's fucking hot outside. How hot is it?

    My back hair ignited.

    It's so hot my balls remind me of a bat. The scrote skin is stuck to both legs so it pulls apart like a bat's wings.

    There are pit stains... in my underwear.

    I'm sweating like the backup singer in Coolio's Gangstah's Paradise.

    But, no really, it is warm outside. Just got back from the library. The types that frequent a public library are even more odoriferous in the heat. Smells like a fucking slaughterhouse.
     
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    That guy was one sweaty motherfucker.
     
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    I'm sweating like a whore in a whorehouse.
     
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    They're desperate?
     
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
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