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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. dieformetal

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    Hurricanes Are My Bitch

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    Heh...first-world black man problems.
     
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  2. Nicole

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    Parker's black?? Can we do roll call here? I don't know who's black and who isn't. Nom and I are beige.
     
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    CJ have you been taking bath salts?

     
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    Unlikely that is me.

    1. I can't dance anywhere near that well and...

    2. I'm whiter than you, honkey.

    We both know if I sang any tune on bath salts it would be "My Humps."
     
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  5. dieformetal

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    I am as white as the fairest snow, as if this wasn't blatantly obvious from my posts.
     
    #205 dieformetal, Jul 1, 2012
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    I am now staying at my (Half) sister's house. They're all from Thailand. All conversation in the house is in Thai and all I hear is "Ching, chong, ching, ching, chong." Have you ever played The Sims? That's what it sounds like.

    On the plus side, lots of Thai food, which is great as long as I don't ask "What's in this?". I learned long ago that I really don't want to know.

    I really hope they don't eat my parrot.
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    I wouldn't call myself beige, I guess? I think just black.

    Although I don't know how to roll weed and I have multiple NPR podcasts on my Ipod, so that may be in question.

    Dyson is black, I know. And Biggie is beige, I believe.
     
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  8. dieformetal

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    Lunch time with the baby!



    She is better than all of you.

    EDIT: I have no idea why the pic keeps turning up sideways. Damn computers.
     

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    I prefer mocha. But yeah beige is in the ball park.
     
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    They don't get much whiter than me.

    You know "The Man" that's been keeping us all down since the 50's? That would be me.
     
    #210 Misanthropic, Jul 1, 2012
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    Maybe you have some Thomas Jefferson DNA.
     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    That would explain my affinity for bondage sex.
     
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    The military industrial complex?
     
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    I hope I didn't offend anyone with the question...I just need to know who I'd ask to save me if I were drowning, and who'd be good for my hockey team. Because I've had black boyfriends in the past, and neither they nor their families swam or played hockey, but damn could they eat watermelon. In my experience. So I know the odds.
     
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    Oh, and I'm 100% Peruvian, so I'm the token latin loudmouth neighbor.
     
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    A strap-on that instead of a phallus has a large rubber loop, a little smaller than a steering wheel.

    I call it the dildonut.
     
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    If it helps your stereotyping, I almost drowned once (like, flat-lined twice, induced coma, two weeks in the hospital almost), in the shallow end of a pool, while sober.

    I do fry a mean chicken, though.
     
    #217 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2012
  18. Nicole

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    Cool, they have those on Guam; they're called Latte Stones.
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    I vaguely recall that the whole wedding party was expected to eat nothing but shellfish, how'd that turn out?
     
    #218 Nicole, Jul 1, 2012
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    #219 trojanstf, Jul 1, 2012
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Ugh stopped reading here. How many more times are you going to tell the story of getting fired from the sperm bank?
     
    #220 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2012
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