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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Nicole

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    >>rimshot<<
     
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    104 degree weather all day, and the moment the sun starts to go down: hailstorm.



    If you haven't watched this guy yet, you should. Outstanding.
     
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    Careful. You'll be the first person I target with a domestic drone strike.
     
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    I live in Huntsville where the four biggest industries are the military, military contractors, NASA, and NASA contractors (not sure of the order of these). Our Congressmen will talk about how important it is to spend on national defense *because it brings jobs to the area,* not because we actually need the money for defense. It's nothing but upper-middle class jobfare.

    Government contractors here refer to the government as "the customer," trying to pretend that they're parts of a legitimate private sector. They're really just a quasi-government agency with privatized profits and an extra layer of bureaucratic waste.

    That's all the politics I'm going to put into the drunk thread. Suffice it to say, I hate how this city does nothing but suck at the government teat while complaining about those who suck at the government teat. Fuck it, I'm moving to DC. (Actually, Bethesda.)
     
    #224 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2012
  5. Jimmy James

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    Am I the only one that's just felt completely blah today? This is for the 3 of you on this board that aren't hungover right now. At 5 PM Pacific time.

    Obligatory tits:

     

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  6. BL1Y

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    Naw, they're paying me to get the fuck out.
     
    #226 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2012
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    The coolest thing happened today. I went down to my regular ol' subway station and, sitting there as if nothing was strange about it, was an old subway train from 1924. It was AWESOME. I geeked out and took a few shitty pictures to show my dad, because he is one of those Guys That Like Trains and responsible for why I was the only one in the station that was excited about it. It sat there for five minutes and then it rolled on. No explanation ever given.


    I truly apologize to any train/history nerds that were excited about those. It's dark in the subway.

    Then I went to see Magic Mike, which was the best two hours of my life. But, apparently when I texted my friends saying "Hey, do you guys want to sneak alcohol into the theater and see Magic Mike tomorrow?" they thought I was kidding about the first part. WHY WOULD I BE KIDDING ABOUT THE FIRST PART?
     

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  8. Pussy Galore

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    Please tell me you noticed the penis pump. That and Joe Manganiello throwing his back out after lifting the chubby chick made the movie so enjoyable for me.
     
    #228 Pussy Galore, Jul 1, 2012
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    No fucking way I am suffering and getting dragged to that movie, the old lady is on her own.
     
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    I think I counted three guys in the (sold out) theater last night. One was a 300+ pound guy with his equally heavy girlfriend, and he announced that he was there to learn new dance moves for her.
     
    #230 Pussy Galore, Jul 1, 2012
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    Wait, do they not have any gay folk where you live?
     
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  12. Pussy Galore

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    They're a rare sight in this section of the suburbs. 20 years ago, this area was Bumblefuck. We pride ourselves on having a law that requires all residents within the city limits to own a firearm and being one of the first towns in the Bible Belt to allow alcohol sales on Sundays. You'll need to head inside the perimeter to find a strong gay presence. Or hang out by the social sciences building on KSU campus. Whichever appeals more.
     
    #232 Pussy Galore, Jul 1, 2012
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    Apparently this Magic Mike movie is a Steven Soderbergh pic. But Im about as tired of hearing of this shit as I am about girls I know blabbering on about how hot Fifty Shades of Grey is.
     
    #233 Kubla Kahn, Jul 1, 2012
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    Un-Fucking-Believable:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://lasvegas.backpage.com/CustomerServiceJobs/want-to-hire-naked-assistant/7442799" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://lasvegas.backpage.com/CustomerSe ... nt/7442799</a>

     
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    Today I learned 50 Shades was originally written as Twilight fan fiction.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Shades_of_Gray#Background" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Shades_ ... Background</a>
     
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    Can I just interject a moment to say how fucking gross it is to hear the fat ladies at work going on about this book? Or my parents' moms, blathering about it on their facebook walls? Let's make a deal, ladies - I won't tell you about the Asian fisting porn I just watched if you don't tell me about the crappy pseudo-BDSM shit you read, k? K.
     
    #236 Angel_1756, Jul 1, 2012
  17. Juice

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    Its funny how women are making such a big deal over this book and movie. Whenever guys are told about them, we give an agreeable nod while quietly reflecting on how weve all been vastly desensitized by porn and strip clubs.
     
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    On one hand I kind of love 50 shades. The kink scene where I live already has more girls then guys by a pretty good margin. 50 Shades is making that shit fucking ridiculous.

    On the other hand, it's so fucking badly written, I don't want to risk catching illiteracy from anyone who actually read it and thought it was a good book. And the BDSM and character dynamics in the book are so fucking unhealthy and poorly adjusted. Coming into kink with your expectations set around that bullshit is just a train wreck waiting to happen.
     
    #238 scootah, Jul 1, 2012
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    Just let the women have their fun.

    I'm reminded of the Queef episode of South Park where Randy spearheads the movement that gets queefs outlawed because it made him uncomfortable.

    Then again the last time women had their say, Twilight happened. So, whatevs. They have to explain that, while Jersey allowed a male My Pretty Pony convention. So I guess it's a wash. "Bronies." Fuck.

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    If anyone is looking for a good female author, give Gillian Flynn a look. She writes above par mysteries. Is also a fairly hot redhead:

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    I love the Dresden files, but it only has one bondage scene. And that was utilitarian because...

    He was in desperate need of some lovin' from his woman. And she is a half turned vampire who was kind of trying to eat him. So he was sort of forced to tie her up, cuz being et would probably have killed the mood.

    So it might not be your bag Scoot.
     
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