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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Man, I remember the first time I flew the final mission in Ace Combat 4. I had the biggest nerd boner ever.
     
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    I'm going to pretend to be 'Sack for moment . . . ahem . . . this is why I don't stand in the po' folks security line.

    (That was surprisingly liberating.)

    As somebody who took almost 100 flights out of Hartsfield last year, I will say that they actually do an amazing job with the volume at peak times. I went through main security one Monday morning where the line stretched through the atrium and almost all the way back to where arriving passengers come up the escalator (if you've been out of Atlanta you probably know where I am talking about.) I pulled out my phone and timed it . . . I was through all of security in 20 minutes.
     
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    That was the greatest Ace Combat game ever made. I still have it and play it on my PS3 even though there is a very sad graphics hit. Everything about that game was perfect, the story, the graphics, the paintjobs, the handling of the planes. Everything was fucking awesome.
     
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    I know people that didn't take the time to shoot down all of Yellow Squadron before taking on Megalith. And they make me sad.
     
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    This is some eerie shit.


    Actually sorry, I confused this with Ace Combat 5. Ace Combat 4 was great, but Ace Combat 5 was great. I definitely took the time to blow up all of Yellow Squadron. You had to, why wouldn't you? Fuck those guys.
     
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    What?! P'shaw. Couple quick clarifications . . . can I use a large font for the list and do I get to count myself? Meh, strike that second one. Dang, well you're probably right. I hope she didn't rub up against any fiberglass insulation, though.
     
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    I wonder if that happens to strippers when they give lapdances to construction workers fresh out of work.

    That would suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck to have a vagina with Fiberglass Pink latched onto the inside of it like microscopic porcupine quills.
     
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    I'm sure that is #1 on a stripper's list of things to worry about.
     
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    Yeah, it would be a far second behind the worry known as Getting Beat Within An Inch By Your Slave-driving, Lowlife Deadbeat Biker Boyfriend Who's PIssed That You--Stupid Worthless Fucking Cunt-- Have Only Made Him $600 Tonight.
     
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    I love walking into all of these men's salons in NYC to get a free haircut (free haircuts is an odd but consistent perk of my job) wearing a tshirt and sneakers while everyone else is in suits fresh out of fancy work. Makes me feel even fancier than them. in a backwards way.
     
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    Top Ten Things Strippers Worry About by Me:

    10. Slipping on another dancer's discharge

    9. Hey, is that Any Dick?

    8. Kony 2012

    7. Obama's Individual Mandate

    6. Farting during a lap dance

    5. A fellow stripper sucking their coke dealer's cock

    4. If her stepfather will come back a second time

    3. Stopping the bleeding before going into the champagne room

    2. Grecian-Spaniard austerity measures and the market response

    1. Bronies

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    I always wanted a male stripper name. I was thinking either "Turbo" or "Sledgehammer".
     
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    Dat Pony Ass.

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    Whoever invented the recent so-called fad of making "kissy lips" in photos (I'll bet a million dollars it was some fake Italian dude) should be shot and pissed on. Then shot again to be sure.

    No human being that has ever existed looked cool or attractive by doing that. That goes double for posing with gang signs.
     
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    You want to be a stripper or an American Gladiator? Nitro Pumpjack.

    Call yourself Rod True-Steel.

    Jerk Diezel. Will also work when you're shaking your loin cloth covered junk in a septuagenarian's face right before she chokes on tanning lotion and her own dentures.

    Admit it. A toothless blowjob intrigues and fascinates you. It also frightens you, but you like the fear, don't you, danger slut?
     
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    I'll go with the trick of a German city and a flower growing right now in my backyard.

    Call me Frankfort Goldenrod.

    And a toothless blowie intrigues EVERY guy, but I'll achieve mine the old fashioned way: by knocking out my snitch-bitch cellmate's teeth with the detached sink drain pipe while he's sleeping.

    And to answer your next question, it DOES rock the shit.
     
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    Okay Crown, prove it:

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    Still has teeth. JAGGED ones, at that.

    However, those eyes and naturally curly hair my GOD sexiness. Reminds me of my old gym teacher Mr. Hands.
     
    #320 Crown Royal, Jul 2, 2012
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