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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    When you have kids, you get to listen to things that would torture a confession out of a Green Beret.

    Case in point...



    ...my daughter has listened to that more times than I have heard the song "You Shook Me All Night Long" in my entire lifetime.
     
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    Thank you sir, I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

    In other news I'm in Bemidji MN so any members in this area who want to meet up for drinks I would be down for the rest of the week, since I'll be drinking all week anyway.
     
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    This has made me incredibly happy. I'm giggling Allllmost nonstop.
     
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  4. BL1Y

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    Was expecting this song:

     
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    Well, for those that don't have kids and are relaxing with a beer after working all night:

     
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  6. BL1Y

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    Magic Mike is scoring 81% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm a fan of Matthew McConaughey, but I'm afraid to go to the movie without a female escort because I'm pretty sure I'll get jumped on my way out.
     
    #346 BL1Y, Jul 2, 2012
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    It's not rape if you are asking for it.
     
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    FTFY.
     
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    Fixed.

    So, just to clarify: you either want to go see this movie alone, or with other men.

    This, my friends, is A Thing That Was Said.

    EDIT: Boy, people dove on that like a tossed drumstick at a concert.
     
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    I didnt realize anyone was a fan of Matthew McConaughey.

    Just sack up and go see the movie if you want to see it. Worst-case-scenario is you blow a guy in an alley somewhere and walk home telling yourself "I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay" over and over again.

    I hear imitation popcorn butter makes great lube.
     
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    It's all fun and games until someone gets a kernel shell stuck under their foreskin.
     
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    I stained my hands blue, it looks like I jerked off a Smurf.
     
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    The whitest teeth a guy will ever cum across.
     
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    Great timing. You got there just in time to see the town destroyed by 80 mph winds.
     
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    Big Paco keeps his rentboys FRESH
     
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    I'm not hating, I genuinely love everything about this.

    Hey, I'm not in the bedroom with you. You could be giving her that possibly-statistically-above-average black dick so perfect that she turns into The Ecstasy Of St. Theresa incarnate. You might be fucking her so deep she feels it in her heartbeat, with the grace and aplomb of a young Gustav Dudamel.

    None of that is really what makes me smile though.

    It's how beautifully she's managing your expectations and setting you up to feel good about delivering. It's not a bad thing, it's just clearly done so pitch-perfectly here that it doesn't matter whether or not it's true. She's making you feel like you're the first guy that ever really fucked her, and if you can't see how deft that is, well, that kind of just proves my point.
     
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    There's a town in MN called Bimidji? Sounds more middle east than midwest.
     
    #358 lust4life, Jul 3, 2012
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    That's the tip of the iceberg. We've even got Koochiching County.
     
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    Home of Bemidji State University, go Beavers! (They were a rival for the local hockey team here in Huntsville.)
     
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