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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Some asshole in my office just walked by whistling the Andy Griffith show song. I get it, he's dead, it's sad. There's no reason to get that damn song stuck in my brain for the day, though. Doucheweasel.
     
    #361 Angel_1756, Jul 3, 2012
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    That's just un-American of you right there, hating on the Andy Griffith song.

    Oh, right....
     
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    I'll just leave this here for you Pimptress....

     
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    It's Bemidji, pronounced buh-mijji.

    My college rugby team was the Fighting Cocks. Their rugby team is Angry Beavers. Bemidji won the match, prompting the headline the in the college newspaper, "Angry Beavers punish Cocks"
     
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    I like the lyrics to the chorus for a couple reasons:

    Girl you make my speakers go boom boom
    Dancin' on the tailgate in the full moon
    That kinda thing makes a man go mmm, mmm
    You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans
    Drip of honey, on the money, make it gotta be
    The best buzz I'm ever gonna find
    Hey, I'm a little drunk on you
    And high on summertime

    1 .Any time you can write a song where you get to rhyme "boom boom" with "mmm mmm" it's a win.
    b. When I first heard it, I thought he was saying "drip of honey on the moneymaker" - I'm not sure what that would mean, but it sounds dirty.
     
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    I'm convinced he IS saying "Drip of honey on the moneymaker". Otherwise the line doesn't make sense.
     
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    Yeah that was a pretty good storm. We are on the north side of the lake and missed the worst of it but I'm not sure I've ever heard thunder like that, consistent and constant. We heard that there was some damage around town but I haven't been in to see it.
     
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    Dear Angel_1756:






    And there are words to it too!





    Forever yours,

    the Doucheweasel
     
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    You're probably right, but I've been to those casinos already so I'll be able to cross AC off the list, plus there's going to be multiple places I can watch the UFC event.

    Also, Mohegan and Foxwoods are too close, I think the best part of the trip is going to be six childhood friends drunkenly shooting the shit in a mini-van on the way.
     
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    I don't mind Luke Bryan, but why the hell is he wearing bedazzled jeans. For as manly as country music likes to be, the bedazzled jean trend is baffling. Except of course for Keith Urban, cause he just likes to be pretty.
     
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    Is there a country music fan that DOESN'T equip their wardrobe with the bedazzler? I thought it was as inescapable as the Nike swoosh in that world.

    Maybe it's because there are so many different sub-genres of country music. There's Cowboy Country which you play while getting your ass kicked by men in ten-gallon hats, there's Trucker Country for when you're getting your ass kicked by a giant transvestite in the back of a Peterbilt, and then there's also Folk Country for when you're getting your ass kicked by a group of lesbians from Saskatoon.
     
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    That made me think of this.

     
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    Totally sidestepping the musical direction that the thread is going to post this.

    Note to self, don't get road rage in Russia.



    Anyone ever had anything like this happen? Paging Toytoy and Dixie to the white courtesy phone...
     
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    I just found out that my local grocery sells python meat (product of Vietnam) for $39.99 a pound.

    I'm thinking about moving to Florida and spending the rest of my life in the Everglades catching those invasive Burmese pythons and undercutting the Vietnamese and selling free range American python for $35.99 a pound.

    Or maybe I could just farm raise them. How long does it take a python to grow to harvesting length? (Maybe girth is more important.) Is there a market for python "veal" if I don't want to wait that long? Can you force feed them to make them grow faster like they do geese to make foie gras?
     
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    Just call it Vietnamese Python with a tiny label that says "Product of Florida."
     
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    Turns out there is python farming: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.faunaimportuk.com/caresheets/royal_python.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.faunaimportuk.com/caresheets ... python.htm</a>

    And really, if you get a Python from Vietnam, and use it to breed in the US, you can call it "Vietnamese Python." Time to adulthood is 2-3 years.
     
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    Bah. English pythons? Really? Who eats English food?

    Say what you want about the French, though, they can cook. Python Provençal will be on dinner tables all over America thanks to me.
     
    #378 Noland, Jul 3, 2012
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    If some man offered to make me dinner and offered me a mouthful of his python... I would not be expecting actual python.
     
    #379 Angel_1756, Jul 3, 2012
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