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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. ssycko

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    I think this is what hangovers feel like. No headache but I was definitely dehydrated, so I chugged some water and now I feel sick to my stomach.

    That'll teach me to take a month and a half drinking break.
     
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    Sweet Jesus. For anyone else in Minnesota, stay inside if at all possible. I just went outside to grill (an Everett's ribeye and some jalapeno cheddar brats...awesome) and lost about 5 lbs in sweat. 100* air temp, 113* heat index, 74* dew point.

    Us northern folk ain't used to this shit.
     
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    I woke up, immediately made myself a bloody mary, then realized I had slept on the living room floor because there is a trail of tacos to a pile of blankets, and I found half a taco shell inside my laptop when I opened it.

    America!
     
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    The only other items needed to garner a perfect score of American-ness are ranch dressing and a rascal scooter.
     
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    I think you should post your beautiful ass for America. America would like that.
     
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    Yes, America would like that.

    [​IMG]
     
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    America will have to wait until I am more awake/drunker, but I duly note the sacrifices I must make for my country.
     
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    I saw this asswipe on one of the news channels (Sky I think?) yesterday. I'm surprised, honestly, that he is still alive. I'm honestly not sure what I would do if I saw that guy walking around if I was one of the people whose business banked with Barclays. I'm glad Barclays have asked him to forgo his £18 million "bonus" - that money should go to the people who got fucked over by the bank, but we all know it won't. Shit like this makes me livid.


    And now for something completely different... Happy 4th July America! Be safe.
     
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    For some reason this reminded me of the Philalawyer bit on vodka, where he wakes up on the tile with a topless girl and an open pack of lunch meat on his lap.

    At least you went to sleep happy?
     
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    If she does, I will.

    How's that for incentive?

    Wait... if she DOESN'T... I will. Yeah, that's better.

    You have 24 hours to comply! [/Alan Rickman Die Hard voice]
     
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    To show my solidarity I plan on watching American TV shows, listening to American music and drinking American bourbon tonight.

    I did some in-depth research about the holiday, and it seems it was a big deal.

    Happy independence day, America! (sucks about the aliens, though)
     

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    My first annual (Asian) Family 4th of July BBQ.

    This could be interesting. My sister is frying up something disgusting looking, I haven't the courage to ask what it is because the answer may well be "Ground asshole is in soy, garlic, and testicle sauce. Very good. Yummy, yummy."

    I've also decided after 30+ years to quit smoking, so you can imagine that I'm quite calm, cool, and level headed at the moment.

    Like I said, this could get interesting once all the small, slanty eyed, yellow folks arrive.
     
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    America?

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    Yeah. America.

    I didn't cut mine while so uniformly, but whatever. Still a nice improvement over a regular hotdog.
     
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    One of my favorite images to commemorate today:

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    Like a good patriot I'm spending my Independence Day cleaning a pile of guns. I have a fresh case of Busch Light tallboys for later. Fuck yeah!
     
    #477 katokoch, Jul 4, 2012
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    We generally save ground asshole for Christmas. Fourth of July/Canada Day is when we Asians chow down on puppies.
     
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    I'm hitting the road, family vacation over.
     
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    I had to work today. Since I work from home, technically I got paid to do the same. I needed to do it after the range trip last weekend.

    I'm drinking Knob Creek however.
     
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