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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Yo, people feed their pets leftovers all the time. Also, I only want one cat.
     
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  2. bewildered

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    ....today.
     
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    If you didn't care you wouldn't have to tell us that. And you wouldn't have a back up plan either.

    Also, purposely treating someone poorly just to see if you can still hoodwink them into touching your genitals with their own is a little fucked up.
     
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    Pretty much:



    Never again here. Worst 4th ever.

    ...........................................................................................................stop message

     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Hey brah, if it works for Mystery than it can work for the rest of us. Are you doubting a master PUA? Do you have the sand for that?

    The only way to fill your life-void is to rack 'em up, and insulting is the way to go. A woman loves to be treated like shit, a guy on YouTube told me so. Or, maybe brag about your badass rims. Flip 'em your card to show how important you are at your job. Then, prepare for sexual ravaging. In fact, just throw on a condom before you approach, you'll save yourself time.

    In the meantime, happy birthday neighbours. Thought this one fits nice:
     
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  6. ghettoastronaut

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    Hi, welcome to the drunk thread, where people say things that nobody else cares about.

    Also it's kind of an inside joke with her, and I've already touched her genitals.
     
    #526 ghettoastronaut, Jul 4, 2012
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    What's so wrong with Kraft, anyway?

    Mac n cheese out of the box is as American as apple pie any day anyway, isn't it?



    Go ghetto, go!
     
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  8. iamduffy

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    Well, i'm just bout outta beer, spent the day on the lake. Now it's the tigers game to win

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  9. Crown Royal

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    My daughter had her very first dentist appointment today. I had no idea how she'd react. EVERY kid has some either large or at least small fear of the dentist. She's so tiny her head can't reach the pillow on the chair, so I mentally prepared for a freak-out and....

    ...NOTHING. She was as still as a CPR doll during her entire check-up. I have NEVER seen a kid this relaxed in a dentist chair before. I don't trust this blessed catatonic behaviour. I am certain in her head she is simply thinking "Soon..."

    I haven't been in a children's dentist office in couple decades or so. Nice to see the dentist no longer hypocritically hands out candy at the end for a job well done with names like Enamel Melters on the wrapper.
     
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    My friend is working the wine stand at the blues festival. Free wine and blues, and the promise of fireworks...also beignets? Best day everrrr!
     
    #530 Roxanne, Jul 4, 2012
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    Normally nothing against minnesota, but tonight fuck ya'll. And apparentnly spellcheck isnt working.
     
    #531 iamduffy, Jul 4, 2012
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    I did the most Patriots thing I could do.

    I made an Iranian watch the movie Independence Day.
    Then fucked her while interrogating her about enriching uranium.
     
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  13. iamduffy

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    i just tried to drink an unopened beer
     
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    What the fuck is good? I think I will do an orgy of sexy pictures for my 3000th post, so that way it's less sad.

    WTFold:

    Anybody see Smirnov fold 88 on a J878Asss board? If I got quads in a million dollar buy in tournament had even thought about folding them, I would probably throw up everywhere. I am sure this is in no small part why I am not buying into million-dollar tournaments.
     
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    Actually, Kraft Dinner - like me - is extremely Canadian, and the wikipedia page will confirm this for me: <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_dinner" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_dinner</a> . The girl, however, isn't quite as Canadian as I am, so I'm teaching her how. Having poor taste in food is simply one of the myriad ways one can be Canadian. I've already taken her for a Beaver Tail, and she wants me to take her skating sometime. Eventually she will start talking weird, wearing flannel, and when presented with the option, save the life of a dog over that of a human being.
     
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  16. iamduffy

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    "3000th post" Nom,
    only 4 more to go
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    I'm not sure if this commercial is racist for implying that black men can't cook, or sexist, for implying that all men can't cook.
     
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  18. TX.

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    This is kinda weird, but I distinctly remember that Kraft commercial. Mac and cheese was my fav growing up. My brother used to make fun of me because M&C is "what poor people eat". Elitist prick.

    I spent most of today studying for a midterm tomorrow, and yet it was one of the best 4th of Julys I've ever had.
     
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  19. Backroom

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    I fucking love this country. I'm that loud asshole patriotic American that the rest of the world complains about. Fuck em all.

    God bless America.





    And yes this is soccer, yes this is several years old, yes its shitty quality video, yes we were knocked out within the next few days, but fuck it, I get chills every time I hear this call.

     
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  20. Roxanne

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    Ojhh say can you seee all the exploding thiiings
     
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