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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I'm sorry, how in the hell is this shit even real? This raises the Creepy Bar above the omni zone. WHY the fuck is this happening to society? They should be packed into a swimming pool and have a volley of hair dyers thrown in.

    I picture some asshole waking up some day and thinking "What's something even more fucked than what a Japanese pervert can think up?"

    I mean, my daughter has a My Little Pony. She loves it. I don't know about you guys, but if one of these weirdos came within fifty feet of her I would probably tie him to the back of my car.
     
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    I just got back from hiking up to some waterfalls. The hike was a lot of fun but it would have been better if it were less slick the entire way. I wiped out at least 6 times and I have a pretty large bruise on my ass now. Woo!
     
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    I've spent about 20 minutes and 6 glasses of rum trying to figure out exactly what this guy is doing here. What is going through his head at this exact moment? Is that his fighting pose or his sexing pose? Is that his parent's basement or is he renting his own basement from somebody else? WHY IS HIS SHIRT OFF
     
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    I got hit by a truck today.

    The fact that this happened keeps getting progressively funnier to me.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Whatever that feak is doing, it's as creepy as the rest of him. I mean, LOOK at the eye-filling catastrophe that is his life. He lives withhis parents, and when his dad looks in his room, he sees aboiut four dozen My Little Pony photos up on the wall. Where does one even GET these photos? This guy is a threat to society. His eyes are black pools of deadness. Probably likes to dance around nakedto Wham wearing a mask that used to be his mom's face.
     
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    I'm gonna go for a bike ride in 100f heat tomorrow and I'm gonna do it hungover. Warren Zevon. Beer. Doing arts.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I think that maybe you guys would like this:

     
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    Endometriosis is a hell of a disease, it turns out. Unfortunate.
     
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    This weekend is going to be crazy. We're installing a dishwasher, laying slate floors and throwing a party.

    But tonight I'm doing this. They have $3 beers! Sadly... it's only Budweiser.
     
    #569 hooker, Jul 6, 2012
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    Also, why does this look like a bunch of photoshopped-together mismatched body parts? His arms are way too skinny for his lardo torso, and his head looks gigantic. And if it is a collage, why didn't he choose more flattering pictures?

    This is the least sexy Frankenstein ever.
     
    #570 MoreCowbell, Jul 6, 2012
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    One simple thing bothers me most about that picture. One tiny little question. Ok, two questions.

    Why does he have a bra line under his titties? And why is it crooked?

    Not only is he a freak with plastic horse parts wedged in his asshole, but he wears women's undergarments while he does it.

    I'm getting an Equus vibe from these people real bad. Wear the bridle; wear a fake, pink mane. Ride a real horse naked. Shove your sister's broken doll parts under your foreskin until it bleeds. Gouge out the eyes of everything you love so they don't see your shame.
     
    #571 CharlesJohnson, Jul 6, 2012
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    Because he has crooked man titties, CJ!
     
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    Its gotta be his sisters room.
     
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    I count eight video game systems on that wall unit, and they're the least sad thing about that photo. I dunno what the MOST is. Maybe the fact that he has no neck.

    [​IMG]
     
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    He's been hunched over, whacking it to ponies.
     
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    I wonder if he closes his eyes and sniffs their tails when he does it.
     
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    *washes hands* I'm done. Out.
     
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    Can't we go back to the good old days of love and tolerance when we simply took ecstasy and felt each other up? And besides, if we did that we could also participate in another much-loved ceremony: dancing with lots of arm movements.
     
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    Apparently I'm a drunk christian.
     

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    Well I'm a "heartless cunt." Some woman I used to know through my old work had gone on a previous facebook rage about how stupid religious people are and their saying "God works in mysterious ways." Then at 1am she lets facebook know she's suffereing from 'chronic adrenal failure.' I don't know what that is, but I'm full of bourbon, so out comes the "God works in mysterious ways" callback for a comment. I'm not a part of the facebook sympathy brigade, so I guess being defriended is not to be unexpected...

    That's right, I have no idea how normal people's minds work...
     
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