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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    Chocolate pancakes because AMERICA AND I CAN
     
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    Oh ladies...some days your gender just makes me shake my head.
     
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    So...the baby and I are deciding what marathon of shows to watch: He-Man or G.I. Joe? Normally I would decide this by placing some of my old action figures on the ground and seeing which one she plays with first, but I have no idea where they are.
     
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    You mean women tire of megalomaniacal, controlling Napoleons, even when under contract as a Stepford Wife? I need to reassess my strategy.

    How the hell did this guy get to god-status? Popular sure, but untouchable? I shit bigger than him. Will Smith I understand, Tom Hanks I understand. This guy is marginally charming, albeit with a million dollar grin, but he's a creepy midget. Jerry Maguire buys you a lot of leeway with the female audience.
     
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    He's got the crazy eyes. Also, my cousin sort of looks like/reminds me of him.

    I hate that cousin.
     
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    Sorry to double post but I saw this and jumped a little. Must share:

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    This is the single greatest gif in the history of the internet. You have been warned.

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    Isn't that Nom's "O-Face"
     
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    Dear soccer fans clogging up traffic while hanging the entire upper half of your body out the window while holding a gigantic flag and honking your horns like rejects from a retard's wedding:

    I know you are very proud that the country your grandparents were born in won a sporting event. However, remember where you are a citizen of. I have distant Scottish blood, you didn't see me dress up like a spandex-clad, spikey-haired has-been waving the White "X" around downtown when Danny Boyle won Oscars for Slumdog.
     
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    Yesterday I saw someone walking around wearing a dirndl and a giant red, yellow and red scarf. After the game had already been decided. And by "walking around", I meant, she was in a museum for several hours doing this.

    I mean, sure, you might look ridiculous for celebrating, but at least they didn't dig themselves a hole they couldn't climb out of.
     
    #50 ghettoastronaut, Jun 29, 2012
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    How short does James Tolkan have to be?! In this scene, he's lecturing them while seated against the desk until about the 0:35 mark. He stands up, and is looking UP at Tom Cruise. He's either actually a midget, or Tom Cruise was standing on a box.
     
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    Danger zone.
     
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    Yep, probably on a box. He regularly wears lifts in his shoes, and his wife is still taller than him. I'd have to look it up but I think he's around 5'6" or so.
     
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    I was thinking exactly the same thing, but then, I thought 'well, who was a good looking young guy draw in the 80's?' I pulled up this list of biggest box office draws through the 80's. I make no representation as to the accuracy of the list, but my point is made: there's not a whole lot for the ladies here. Harrison Ford? Sure, but he's already in his 40's during the 80's. Clint? Old. Burt? Creepy Mustache. Woody Allen? Creepy Mustache - in the form of his daughter. Here's 'the list...'

    1980
    Burt Reynolds
    Robert Redford
    Clint Eastwood
    Dustin Hoffman
    John Travolta
    Steve Martin
    1981
    Burt Reynolds
    Clint Eastwood
    Dudley Moore
    Harrison Ford
    Alan Alda
    Bill Murray
    1982
    Burt Reynolds
    Clint Eastwood
    Sylvester Stallone
    Dudley Moore
    Richard Pryor
    Richard Gere
    Paul Newman
    Harrison Ford
    1983
    Clint Eastwood
    Eddie Murphy
    Sylvester Stallone
    Burt Reynolds
    John Travolta
    Dustin Hoffman
    Harrison Ford
    Richard Gere
    Chevy Chase
    Tom Cruise
    1984
    Clint Eastwood
    Bill Murray
    Harrison Ford
    Eddie Murphy
    Burt Reynolds
    Robert Redford
    Prince
    Dan Aykroyd
    1985
    Sylvester Stallone
    Eddie Murphy
    Clint Eastwood
    Michael J. Fox
    Chevy Chase
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Chuck Norris
    Harrison Ford
    Micahel Douglas
    1986
    Tom Cruise
    Eddie Murphy
    Paul Hogan
    Rodney Dangerfield
    Sylvester Stallone
    Clint Eastwood
    Paul Newman
    1987
    Eddie Murphy
    Michael Douglas
    Michael J. Fox
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Paul Hogan
    Tom Cruise
    Sylvester Stallone
    Mel Gibson
    1988
    Tom Cruise
    Eddie Murphy
    Tom Hanks
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Paul Hogan
    Danny DeVito
    Robin Williams
    Tom Selleck
    Dustin Hoffman
    1989
    Jack Nicholson
    Tom Cruise
    Robin Williams
    Michael Douglas
    Tom Hanks
    Michael J. Fox
    Eddie Murphy
    Mel Gibson
    Sean Connery

    I did take the women out of the list.
     
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    I was thinking more like
     
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    Yall wanna know why I love my wife? Do yall?

    'Cause its date night tonight, and she is more than willing to sneak Old Charter into the kids' movie tonight in her purse.

    WOOOO BRAVE IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
     
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    Is anyone on this drunk thread drunk yet? Well.......

     
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    I'm going to a male burlesque show tonight. There will be so many beer bellies and so much nipple hair flying around. Fuckin' stank beards everywhere.

    Drinking will commence very soon.
     
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    Mark my words, you take your current list of screen heartthrobs, fast forward 20-30 years, and no one then will understand the appeal of your list. And so it shall be as it has been for thousands of years.
     
    #59 Nicole, Jun 29, 2012
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    Honestly, I understand the popularity of all those guys. Because they're talented. Cruise always looked like a sociopath trying to charm his audience with a disassociated grin and sleight of hand.

    But Mission Impossible was the bomb, yo.
     
    #60 CharlesJohnson, Jun 29, 2012
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