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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. RCGT

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    From what I hear, Cruise has a magnetic personality. Like, Hitlerian levels of personal charisma.
     
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    Oh I agree....and my dad called it long before anyone, Top Gun era, "That guy's strange."
     
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    I hear he's also very cordial and professional, which goes a long way in HollyWEIRD.

    I like to call it Hollyweird, s'a little joke i make with the boys down at work. Now who wants pork chops?
     
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    That's my hypothesis about a lot of Hollywood players, and politicians, and successful businesspeople. Every been around someone like that? It's pretty amazing how they can hold people in the palms of their hands within just a short period of time.
     
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    Some days I worry about you.....

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    Short people tend to be very charasmatic.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Say what you want about Bill Clinton and his politics, I have spoke with him a few times for a few minutes and he has this quality. Makes you feel like you have known each other for years even though you just met. Then when you look back on it you can see why most people think politicians are slick scumbag car salesman, because that's exactly what they are, you just don't generally notice it at the time.
     
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    I just opened a $40 bottle of wine at my girlfriend's behest. Now she says it's too hot for red wine. So I guess I'm drinking it myself.

    Woo!

    Heat index was at 112 degrees today so I guess she does have a point.... But fuck it.
     
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    Know what the best thing about a road trip is? Playing radio roulette and singing along to gems like Bust a Move and Oh What a Night or whatever song that comes up that you probably secretly like but will rarely admit
     
    #70 mya, Jun 29, 2012
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    Drinking beer sittin in the sun and shelling/eating fresh peas.

    Going to fuck the wife later from what she's saying so todays shaping up pretty good now.

    From cloudy and rainy, to sunny and wet.....happy friday.
     
    #71 Veovis, Jun 29, 2012
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    I've been staring at Flat Rate's avatar for 5 minutes. EVERYBODY DANCE.

    By the way, I forgot how amazing Gin is.
     
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    Yea, I watched the whole thing hoping she would get up, press em' to the glass and make that titfish go crazy.

    Fuck you, Chuck.
     
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  14. CharlesJohnson

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    F you, man! It's about the journey. THE JOURNEY!
     
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    "Good grief."



    Yea, the journey.
     
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    There are some fucking cunty sixteen year olds out there.
     
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    Abita Strawberry Harvest Lager.

    Fucking delicious.
     
    #77 shimmered, Jun 29, 2012
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    In my semi-drunken state, I read those words in an order that would get me arrested in many states.
     
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    So glad my avatar brings so much joy to people.


    Acid Cold Fusion cigars are the shit, go great with Bells Two Hearted Ale.
     
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    Music, please:



    Let's fuck slow and long time naughty, shall we?

    Girls? Shut up and start touching it.
     
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