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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    I'm fucking hungover.

    Male burlesque was... astounding. I thought it was going to be a bunch of hipster doofuses cheering the dudes on stage all ironically n' shit. Holy shit, it was all women and they were fucking rapacious. My pal made $100 in 2 f'n minutes. Dudes did way better than the female troupe going around town too.

    As The Bloodhound Gang said, "I'm not queer, I'm too ugly."

    And I don't shave my heeeeeeiiiiiinnyyyyy, don't shave my heeeeiiiiinnnyyyy.
     
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    When I was a young our stupid club hits were much better than today's stupid club hits. And that's how I know I'm old.

     
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    I'll help you keep it alive and thanks for that tip. I've almost run out of X Minus One.
     
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    Someone might judge me for having a beer a 11 am. To them I say, fuck you, I just ran 20 km and it's Canada Day weekend.
     
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    a few weeks ago I took my math placement exam. I got a three! That means between having cheerleaders do most of my work, completely not paying attention, and my senior year just not going to algebra, I picked up just barely enough information to take college algebra. No remedial math at Ivy Tech for me!
     
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    Ok, I get that different people have different talents in different areas. But I took algebra in sixth grade. What the hell did you do for the more than half a decade of math classes that came after elementary school?
     
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    Black guy stuff.
     
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    Aren't you supposed to be in Ottawa for the Canada Day weekend?
     
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    Didn't take them until I absolutely had to. Plus I went to school in Oklahoma, as long as I was doing well in sports, counclers/teachers/principles didn't really care what I did with all of extracurricular "class room time."
     
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    That obviously applied to spelling class, too.
     
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    I wish. Our plans bricked, so now I'm DJing a wedding at the city's biggest hotel tonight and going to Grand Bend tomorrow.

    A long weekend is still a long weekend. Weather's great too.
     
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    Quote of the day, "...and snake is spelled SNEAK sideways!"--GI Joe


    Yes I'm watching a GI Joe marathon with the baby. I'm raising her right.
     
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    Keeping up with the GI Joe tangent, I will be shocked if anyone can answer this:

    I'm trying to find a specific episode of GI Joe. However, I haven't seen the episode in 23 years, and I only remember one scene. GI Joe members are at a diner/fast food restaurant, when they are attacked by Cobra. One of the GI Joe members, the black guy, says "I'll be the turkey if you be the stuffing!" and throws a grenade at someone. That is all I remember. Anyone?
     
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    90 degrees and sunny...I need to get some studying done, but damnit if summer weather doesn't make me want to say fuck the free world and drink somewhere outside.

    Also, I don't know why this popped in my head today...I miss this show.

     
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    I know this is queer as hell, but any one else watching this Wimbledon match?
     
    #118 MoreCowbell, Jun 30, 2012
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    I got a piece of mail from the American Legion today telling me that, as a wartime veteran, I'm eligible to receive valuable benefits. What war are they referring to? The war on drugs? Star Wars? The card game?
     
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    I watched Roddick go down in flames against David Ferrer, but that was about it. Who was playing the match?

    Woo beer! I went to the house and garden show today with my parents, and beer made that trip tolerable. I also had a Black And Tan (half ale, half porter), in addition to a few ales. It was all good...
     
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