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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Another date with tall blonde lady tonight. And then tomorrow, Feist and fireworks. And then hopefully some more fireworks. If you follow.



    Also an excellent song by them:

     
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  2. Angel_1756

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    I truly believe that there is no better Saturday combination than bacon and beach. Even when the "beach" is Lake Ontario beach, and therefore contains no sand, many rocks, and one dead floating carp.
     

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  3. CharlesJohnson

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    This is fucking awesome.

     
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    Fruity drink in hand. Tiny bikini on. Headphones plugged in. Yes.






    About the bikini - the boys have a friend over. As I shucked clothes to get in the pool, Minime says "ugh. God mom."
    His friend sighs and says "better than MY mom dude. Trust me."
     
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  5. Flat_Rate

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    Had to


     
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  6. CharlesJohnson

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    Now you can get one of the friends to hold your camera for you.

    That's not weird or inappropriate at all. Trust me. I'm on the internet.
     
    #126 CharlesJohnson, Jun 30, 2012
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    Good god above. I went to my first apartment meeting today to complain about the feral cats around here. There are dozens upon dozens that I have personally seen. Turns out, there is a crazy cat lady that smells of piss that feeds them all. Like, she leaves her porch door open so that they can roam her house, go around all the 5 buildings and deposit food and water, has harassed some of the people trying to trap and get rid of them, has filed random lawsuits, all sorts of crazy shit. People have seen her in the middle of the night with flashlights doing god knows what for the cats. Apparently there are even more of the nasty things near her apartment, the food source. There are literally hundreds of cats here. What. the. fuck.

    I know HOW to get rid of them, but when you have someone feeding the damned things nothing you do will be effective. Blargity blargh, people.
     
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    I found an entire 1/8 I'd thought I lost. I also have a case of beer in my fridge.


    It's a sign.
     
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    Of perhaps smoking less weed? I always wondered for people that regularly smoke, how often do you lose shit? Not as in 'lose your shit' but just flat out forget stuff? When I used to drink, I would forget all sorts of shit.
     
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    I thought my ex had taken it and written it off. Turns out it fell behind my headboard.
     
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    Still drunk from last night.
     
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    Not drunk enough, beer is such a slow buzz, had to many to drive and get liquor. Why doesn't NC allow liquor delivery.
     
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    I worked my dick off today. I'm gonna miss it. I'm friggin tired.

    Beer helps. A little.

    Woo.

     
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    I am in an irrationally bad mood. Part of me knows it's PMS. Part of it is family stress. Part of it is The Guy's family stress. Part of it is knowing I can't drink much more since I have to be at the airport in two hours. Part of it is also putting on my skinny jeans tonight and between the deadlifts, the squats, and the PMS having to wiggle into them. All of the things are pissing me off.

    Where is everyone?
     
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    Hunkered down in a protective bunker. The girlfriend is on a warpath tonight.
     
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    Aw damn. I just saw a Jeep commercial. I miss my fucking Jeep. I MISS taking the top and doors off. I love my SUV but...I miss my Jeep.

    What's got the lady lit up?
     
    #136 shimmered, Jun 30, 2012
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    I'm here, drinking some UV Cake Vodka. I'm thinking I should have gone with beer, this stuff is entirely too sweet.
     
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    My cousin was in the city for a few hours so I went to hang out with her and her son, and I don't know who the hell people thought we were, but two different sets of strangers asked if they could take a picture with us. It was bizarre.

    And then there was also the old man masturbating to us through his shorts. At least, I hope it was to us.

    And I'm pretty sure that is the only time in my entire life that I'm going to hope a stranger was jacking off to me in public, since the alternative was that it was to her eight year old son.

    I walked halfway across Brooklyn, then across Governors' Island, then across Manhattan (width-wise). I am so tired and dehydrated and I have a headache. And when my cat decided it was time for me to wake up today, he did so my stepping on my windpipe, so it feels like I was choked out last night. I'm supposed to be getting drunk with my roommate as his farewell, but he's not home and I kind of hope he's blowing me off so I can go to bed. For now, I'm trying to fix everything with ice cold rum and cokes.
     
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    I have got to stop deadlifting so late on saturdays. Now I'm wrecked and don't feel like going out. Eh, movie night doesn't sound so bad.
     
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    Have fun at Magic Mike.
     
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