I always wanted to put something mysterious on my tombstone. When I visited the Titanic graveyard in Ireland, it was amazing, but no mystery there. Maybe something like 'Here lies the man that toppled empires' A bit too much?
No shit funeral cost are fucking out of this world. Just drop my ass in the ocean, whole, close enough to float to shore and traumatize people that happen upon my bloated half eaten corpse. edit: Damnit already on another page by the time I get it fixed. Im reattaching it so Crown can soak in my brilliance at wit and random internet forum in jokes: