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Osama Bin Laden Killed

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by palmettosc, May 1, 2011.

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  1. dense

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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Hopefully nobody. Let that motherfucker fade into the past for good.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    My little brother just texted me that he saw it reported as a human operation.

    I thought it would be a drone.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    I thought we killed him years ago...in South Park...

     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    My money is on Trace Adkins

     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Also I've never drank in celebration of death.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Well, if it's true, then great. But really, how can we be sure it was actually him?
    Sorry, I've gotten really skeptical about the news in the last 10 years or so.

    Does anyone still post porn/pics of hot chicks on these weekend drunk threads anymore? Or did all of you suddenly develop delicate sensibilities in the last six months?

    Anyway, here's some old school metal (what I'm currently listening to):

     
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    We should have a thread about what to do with the body.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Freeze him in carbonite and put him in the lobby of the new tower. Give me something to spit on.
     
    #28 Beefy Phil, May 1, 2011
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Bury it with 100 pounds of bacon and a bunch of genuine pigskin footballs.

    Fuck that fucking fucker.
     
    #29 $100T2, May 1, 2011
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Did you see that swagger that Obama had?

    I just gained a lot of respect for him.

    Obama should have just walked out and been like:

    "WE ICED THAT NIGGA!!!!"
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Osama Bin Laden: World-Wide Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011.
     
    #31 Gravitas, May 1, 2011
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    OBL: "What? No virgins?"
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Uh oh, here comes the necrophilia porn.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    FUCK YEA!!

    AN AMERICAN GOT TO SHOOT THAT FUCKER!!!!

    That guy is an infinite hero, and should never pay for a drink again.
     
    #34 kuhjäger, May 1, 2011
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Obama should've started his speech with, "Osama Bin Laden? More like, Osama Bin DYIN'!!! OH SHIT!!!"
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    Apparently he was actually killed by U.S soldiers in a firefight outside a mansion in Pakistan, seems more fitting.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    He should get unlimited sex from any and all women for life.
     
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    I'd let him fuck my wife.
     
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    Re: Draft? Why Yes, I'd Love One! WDT 4/29/11

    I hope everything with Pakistan stays on an even keel.

    In his speech he said Pakistan helped with the operation, but there is no fucking way OBL was hiding in a mansion without some very high ups pakistanian's knowing about it.
     
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