It is crazy what is happening in middle schools these days. I'm no old guy who can say things like "in my day" but when I was in middle school it was a big deal if there was a kiss, hell I was one of the first guys I knew to see a pair of boobs in 8th grade. But now these kids are having sex years before. Just recently I was teaching at a middle school (I was a sub for a month), and some of the gossip that I overheard was absolutely nuts. There were girls who were in races to see who could have sex with more boys, guys who were passing around the same girl just because she was putting out. What the hell is causing this? I blame the media.
I'm with Tyty on this, in my middle school you damn near got a statue in your honor if you made it past first base. Thanks to your old mans porn stash, you might have had an idea of what you were supposed to do if you made it all the way, but I doubt any of us actually the guts or the appropriate pecker to make it happen. You want a condom that will fit a twelve year old? Go to Japan, that's all they have.
I used to skip the middle man and just have sex with the sandwich while watching Garfield. The FUCK y'all lookin' at?