I PROMISE you'll see the awesomeness of these curtains in just a bit. To be honest, I've always envisioned Shegirl like the one on the right.
Really? I'd say the third one looks more pie-eyed to me. (...That's the first time I've heard that term....) Spoiler I'll shut up now.
And yet the first increases the chance of the second significantly. Focus: Awwwww yeeeeeee...already perma-grinning with 6 bags to go. Suckas! Now where's that fourth bag of Doritos?