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Patriots Bowl 2018

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Jan 28, 2018.

  1. shegirl

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    We watched the 30 for 30 special "The Two Bills" on ESPN last night. I had no idea the history the two of them have. It was really good and I highly recommend watching it.

    I asked the SO what he wanted to eat, he asked me to rotisserie a chicken. I looked at him like he was nuts. I mean seriously, a chicken? Yup. Ok then.
     
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    This is the only thing important to me regarding the Super Bowl.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    I'm not sure if Philly fans are more likely to riot, loot, and just all around destroy their city if the Eagles win, or if they're more likely to do that if they lose.

    Anyone have any insight on which outcome will more likely result in the world burning? Because that's the one I'm rooting for.
     
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    If the Pats win because of a blown call or any perceived favoritism, Philly fans may go apopleptic
     
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    You mean when calls are blown because of the blatant pats favoritism?

    I'm so torn on this game. I like the pats as an organization, got a lot of Belichick, but Brady's face is just so fucking punchable. He's so smug. One of those people you wan't nothing but bad things to happen to in life. Meanwhile I also really like the Eagles but I hate foles for the same reasons, but to a lesser extent than brady. I don't find Pats fans obnoxious but I can't stand philly fans of any sport -- they all suck and all deserve nothing better than the worse.

    I could root for a close game, but that's basically a forgone conclusion since the pats have never won by more than what is it, like 6 points? And that was last year in OT. All their other superbowls have been within 3 points? 4 points?

    So I feel like rooting for philly to riot is a happy medium.
     
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    Dear Sweet Baby Jesus,

    We haven’t talked in a while, but that means I don’t ask you for much. So I ask you humbly - please crush the hopes and dreams of every Eagles fan with a defeat today against the Patriots.

    You have seen fit to bestow Donald Trump upon us as our President. If the Eagles win I will have no choice but to assume you’ve turned your back on us and damned us to hell.

    I beseech thee most urgently,

    Misanthropic
     
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    Who cares? Burning down that city is a favour to the fucking universe. Fan the flames enough and with a little luck Baltimore will go up too.
     
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    Are they getting the crisco ready?
     
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    According to the news reports here, the Crisco didn’t slow them down, so they’re using something slicker. No word on what that is, but adding in some glass shards might do the trick.
     
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    Oh boo fucking hoo. The bizarre Patriot hate is amazing.
     
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    I'm rooting for meteors.

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    How about picking them off with a .50 cal? Just aim for their giant shaved heads.
     
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    It’s hydraulic fluid, the storm water and risk people for the City must be happy, whoever made that call is gonna be answering some questions.
     
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    Some hydraulic fluid is just vegetable oil with a few additives, for “environmentally sensitive” areas.
     
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    Yup our sts gantry cranes take 600 litres of ev32 hydraulic oil. There has been a few times a 2in hydraulic line has blown and a few seconds later 600 litres of oil is all over the place and flowing into the ocean.
     
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    Regardless how the game ends, I want to know what High school the eagles stole that fourth Down and goal play.
     
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    Fuck yes great time for the first sack.
     
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    My wife is watching "This is Us" after the game.

    I'm watching CNN for the philly riots.

    This is gonna be awesome.
     
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    Dayum!
     
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    Fuck yea. Glad to see Brady get fucked.