In that article they mention Evan Stone and how funny he is. Mother fuckers ain't lying. He gave what was literally one of the best comedic performances of the decade in that Pirates XXX movie, playing what was basically Zapp Brannigan on a boat.
The article is TL;DR for me this late but Ill agree with you. Evan Stone cracks me up. There is usually very little entertainment value outside of the main event. I used to watch Bangbus videos all the way through because Dirty Sanchez' commentary were funny as fuck, albeit a little annoying when he interrupted the fucking. For any of the Bangbus fans I saw this article a while back and died laughing. The donkey dick mexican they had film for them, Ramon, gut arrested with a bunch of livestock in his car, cue mexican style Benny Hill Music.
This girl is my absolute favorite: NSFW Hayden Winters is a good one too, she was posted earlier. Other than that, I don't really like pornstars, I prefer the completely unknown hottie to the one who drinks more cum than she does water in a day.
I didn't recognize the name until I read your post. That's a dead-on comparison - he put out (no pun intended) a hilarious performance. Pirates 1 & 2 had some pretty hot scenes as well, though I prefer F/F scenes to NOT include "pirates' standing around offering commentary such as "Yarr, stick it girl", or a fucking midget watching the scene. Fuck, I actually need to watch that again simply for comedic value.
One of these days, I'm going to bust out "Who's the greatest pirate hunter in the world??" during sex. I'll report back with how that goes.
Here is a scene I ran across today. Got Dirty Sanchez behind the camera and a hot little natural number with BEAUTIFUL breast. Nice size, perfect Hershey's kiss puffy nipples, sweet demeanor. The type of boobs you saw in the 80's but still rocked. This is a girl you can realistically hope to run into at a bar. Anyone got a clue, from what I heard skipping around she goes by jasmine. Bangbus was notorious for finding hot ass girls that would do one and offs in Miami. Crossing my fingers I can googlefu her.... http://www.youjizz.com/videos/teen-with-big-boobs-2159900.html
This. I find I tend to be into whatever is lacking with whatever GF I was with. When porn first became readily available on the internet I was with with the Ex who hated being on top and when she was, she sucked at it. So my "finales" where always when a girl was on top. Now I'm more into watching doggystyle since the current GF doesn't really like it.
Unlike most of you, I'm an old-schooler; I prefer magazines. I find that still shots let me use my imagination more. Nope, I'm not a fan of it either, which is kinda weird, considering that my favorite porno rag is Buttman Magazine. It has the hottest girls, and there are no adds to get in the way. The picture quality is lower than more mainstream magazines like Hustler and High Society (no air-brushing, natural lighting, etc.), which I think makes the shots more realistic and hotter. Check it out some time.
I'm still curious about if there are any TiBettes that prefer porn marketed to women. Personally, I find it really boring and seeing what they think women like is usually really annoying. I always skip over the stupid stories and kissing. If I wanted to see that, I'd watch a romantic comedy. It also bothers me that they think all women just want to "make love," and so that's what they tend to show. Although, the things I've found that I really like do have some of the attributes those directors associate with "porn for women," like when there's actual passion and they seem into it/each other, and when the man isn't some faceless entity ramming a disembodied dick into a girl over and over again. I don't know, I've heard there's one or two companies that actually do good porn for women, but I haven't seen any of their stuff.
I think tumblr really revolutionized internet pron, what with all the sexy gifs and fancy black and white pictures and so on. Sure, people took those before, but it gives an easy venue to find whatever you're looking for, with a slightly classier bias. Best thing to come to wanking since the POV video.
She does some sort of daily webcam thing that my buddy pointed me to. It's awesome. <a class="postlink" href="http://evaangelina.cammodels.com/assets/extss/browse_extss/?pid=5439265&i=0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://evaangelina.cammodels.com/assets ... 439265&i=0</a>
I would do a lot of absolutely terrible things to Nessa Devil Unfortunately, when she opens her mouth, it's kind of game over. Best to watch any videos with the sound off.
You should try Katsumi: NSFW http://s3.postimage.org/n96g4l86p/1247721956_katsumi_013.jpg French/Vietnamese, and I have yet to see a video of hers where something (or someone) doesn't go up her ass. Most porn is garden variety white girls, which don't really do it for me at all. I prefer my women to be brown and exotic, such as... Destiny Deville: NSFW http://img005.lazygirls.info/people/destiny_deville/destiny_deville_destiny_dx9gKO3.sized.jpg Raven Riley: NSFW http://s1d5.turboimagehost.com/sp/f484bbcb3a6ec4c36945b2ad7c4e3583/raven_riley_latina_teaser_026.jpg Layla Starz: [rnsfw]http://layla.luvcamz.com/hosted/layla_promo1/layla_promo1_002.jpg[/rnsfw] That's my issue with anal - a good bit of it is MMF, and I don't have any interest in seeing that. Blowjobs are the same - it's a video of a guy getting off. Unless it's my own dick, I don't want it to be the center of attention. For that matter, is it possible to not mic the damn guys? It's bad enough that the guy is in the frame in the best of circumstances without having to listen to "Auauguaaguuuuhhhhhyeaaaahhea!" every few seconds?
A couple of guys on my floor freshman year had that year's version of FIFA, and people would always come into their room to play it, even when they weren't around. They took to running Pirates on a constant loop whenever people would come over to play, just to distract the gamers. To this day, all of my friends can immediately recognize those lines. EVIL CANNOT WITHSTAND THESE TWIN HELLFIRE CANNONS!!! The way he says that line always cracks me up. I fucking love that movie. And +1 on the average porn video not doing it for me. I've got better things to do than watch Slightly Nasty White Chick #17 let out all sorts of fake moans while some meathead jackass fucks her. It's hard to put yourself in the place of the guy in these videos when you're 20 shades darker and 80 lbs lighter. So the only porn I watch with any real frequency is lesbian porn.
Anyone else notice that it's almost impossible to watch a porn video lately without a giant dick-enlargement ad or something equally disturbing just to the right of the video? Is this some sort of a trick to encourage you to click to full screen? Just today this was right next to the video I was watching: [rnsfw][/rnsfw]
Oh, absolutely. The cartoon stuff is the worst. I find it nearly impossible to jerk off when a picture of Ned Flanders railing Marge is just to the right of a perfectly good Jenna Haze scene. Focus: Jynx Maze has been my favorite porn star as of late. She has a great Hispanic/Caucasian sexiness to her and a tremendous ass to boot. NSFW
Yes X2. First it was the HD Brazzers adds with the violent slapping and rough fucking, then the penis enlargement adds, then the freakish cartoon shit. Now they have those damn facebook style chat bots that act indignant when you don't respond to them because you are jerking off. Shit is weird.