I like lesbian porn. I realize that's as obvious an understatement as a guy saying 'I like jacking off', but I really like them, and if this board/my real life porn conversations are accurate indicators, I like them more than average guy (which I assume is a lot). Went through a good portion of my 'all-time' list of saved links not long ago, and 75% of the vids had a total of zero cocks in them. Not that I'm squeamish or anything (though there is NEVER a reason to have a shot of JUST the guy's face), I just really get off on two girls licking each other a whole bunch, especially their bums (aside from the occasional hot strap-on video, I'm not big on toys). I like switching between a few vids at a time, and I'll usually have one fast forwarded to the money shot/swap (ALWAYS two girls, don't remember the last time I've watched a 1-on-1 guy-girl vid), but I barely understand guys who say they CAN'T get off from lesbianism alone, since that's what does it for me AT LEAST half the time. Like others have said, I watch porn for the stuff I can't get in real life, and until it's possible for me to change into a hot girl for one day, have an orgy with Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Faye Valentine and let's say...Melanie Rios, then turn back into a guy the next day and watch the video for the rest of my life, I'll settle for watching various combinations of the above pornstars (and others) over and over and over again. Oh, and the 'what draws me to my favourite porn stars' focus: petite girls with great asses and real boobs who like likcking lots of girls.
I had an ex buy me a Vivid porn for us to watch together. In it there is a scene, and the guy won't shut the fuck up. As he jizzes he yells: Fuck yeah, I fucking love droppin loads. DROPPIN LOADS. I haven't been able to watch much MF porn since. NSFW http://www.youjizz.com/videos/kara-mynor-and-charley-chase-166458.html Also, I am not a fan of big tits, but I want to touch her tits so badly.
I fucking hate that. There's nothing worse than some idiot moaning loudly and making retarded comments while I'm trying to jerk off. Do they really think anyone wants to hear that shit?
That would be Nick Manning. He ruins almost every fucking scene with his bullshit, I guess he's got a following with it, so good for him. A Nick Manning Soundboard for your amusement. No wonder you like bitches with mondo bush, you still use the shit you found under your dads sink from the 70's. It makes a little more sense now.
Yeah, I pretty much watch lesbo porn exclusively anymore. Sometimes if I'm in a more raunchy mood I'll load up some MFF domination or some good old american bukkake. Not into rough S&M stuff, weird asian stuff, and DP and fisting just grosses me out. Reality porn is cool as long as the guy doesn't have a 10" throbbing bone all veiny and shit with the camera zoomed right in on his balls and asshole. Some of the junk posted in the porn thread just baffles me how anyone could get off to that stuff. Now, two girls tongue-punching each other's fart boxes? That's my idea of entertainment.
I know comparing porn to realistic sex is like comparing having sex because its awesome to hollywood people dressing up like gollum, but I know during for realz sexy times I want to hear and see some stuff. When I stick his dick so far in my mouth that he reaches my lower intestine, I like that gasp to know that his dick felt something. That probably makes me vain.
Of course someone would know porn well enough to know who that guy is. Is that just his catchphrase he works into every porn?
Count me in as another person who usually hates ridiculous talking during porn. Unfortunately, the worst offenders are usually female. There are so few people that have the necessary eloquence and timing for good dirty talk, and so many that try. I don't need a play by play of what's happening, peppered with inane vulgarities. Blah, blah, fuck your dirty whore cunt, you're boring me. You know what's hot? Genuine reaction. Not some oversensationalized nonsense. Unless you're REALLY good (this goes for guys as well obviously), you're better off with fewer words.
Totally agree on the dirty talk. A few choice words or phrases here and there are awesome, but in porn it's usually way over done. Same goes with noises. I love those noises, and I can get pretty loud especially in comparison to how quiet I am everywhere else, but the banchee screams and AAUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH guy groans (which always make me think of this guy -SFW) get so silly. I'd take that noise guys make when they're sucking air through their teeth any time...but I guess that doesn't get picked up by the mikes too well...
Thank you, I'm glad I finally found out who Hayden Winters is - I've only known her as Super Tits for the last month. Not sure if she's already been posted, but I've got a thing for Asa Akira. She's got the super hot Asian face, with enough other race mixed in to have a good arse, and not over-the-top fake tits. Also seems very enthusiastic about fucking, sort of like Eva Angelina. And I don't know why, but I prefer Asian chicks without an Asian accent - colour me strange. NSFW
I honestly try to not watch porn with porn stars in them anymore. I can't stand the boob jobs, and the general unnatural look they give off. The ones I do like, and will occasionally click on a thumb nail of, are the ones with petite boobs and great asses. Sasha Gray was okay until one day I realized how much stupid moaning and screaming she does during sex to "hype" it up. Lexi Belle is okay occasionally as well. Also, I can't find decent amateur redheads, so I a lot of the time if I'm watching a non-amateur porn, its got a read headed girl. Faye Reagan was my favorite for awhile, but her dead in the eyes look kinda kills it for me. I try to watch a lot of amateur stuff, where the girl really wants it. It takes like 10 minutes to find a good video sometimes, but it is always worth it. A good video link: [rnsfw]http://www.myhomeclip.com/media/19501/Teen-girlfriend-Sasha-sucking-and-banged-on-cam.html[/rnsfw]