I spent all weekend in the woods, and the one deer I saw was in the final few minutes of the season. It was 100 yards from my car when I first saw it (bastard making me hike around for nothing) and is now hanging in my garage. Success! Now time for a beer.
Where can a pair of Levi's, Carhartt workshirt and Crocs make you feel overdressed? The visitor area at a county jail. I went to visit my buddy yesterday afternoon and that place was pandemonium. It was like a hybrid of going to the DMV and the unemployment office. The bet had to be the father-son pair with shaved heads that adorned intricate tattoo work that covered their entire craniums. The Mexican guy sitting next to me asked what the person I was visiting was in for. I told him, "Murder.". He said, "Really???". I said, "Yeah, it was all a misunderstanding. Some Mexican guy said something to him in Spanish and he didn't understand it, so he shot him." And the sheriff's dept deputies who work the visitation desks make the TSA agents at airports look like rocket scientists.
My perception of you dipped significantly after learning that you wear Crocs. There's construction happening in the adjacent set of offices and it sounds like a space ship is landing next door. I don't know what the fuck they're doing, but I'm tempted to run over there and scream Nanu Nanu at the top of my lungs.
Yeah, but you probably wear flats and wedges, so glass houses darling. Do not take this of a defense of Mr. 4life. Crocs are horrible and you know that man.
It's like you don't even know me. My idea of a flat is a 3 inch heel and the only wedges in my life are the ones I give my kid brother.
Can we please stop using the F word? The garbage can in my office cant hold much more vomit. Especially after the whole C discussion. Youre lucky they didnt keep you in jail for showing up in public with a fucking Croc on.
Your foot fetish sickens me. Now, I like a woman's foot a little more than the average bloke. But how did you wake up one morning and decide you want to jerk off with a girl's toes? That you want a woman in heels to crush your ballsack? That toe jam tastes like cotton candy? Did some traumatic event in your life involve feet? Like an Asian girl with red toenails squished your hamster in front of you. Or your father was crushed by a giant novelty shoe that fell off a billboard. Or your podiatrist made you walk around naked wearing nothing but the orthopedic shoes for your club foot.
Fair enough. I had forgotten that you have mentioned your love for attractive shoes. I apologize for my presumption.
I made an Old Yeller reference on another board, and unsurprisingly nobody got it. Although, that movie came out 22 years before I was born and I've seen it, so I don't know if the younger generation should be excused. It did get me thinking though. Old Yeller is a kids movie, yet I can't think of any kids movie today that would have the kind of emotional impact Old Yeller did. Would any studio dare put out a movie with an ending like that and call it a kids movie in these current times? We're doing the younger generation a huge disservice by sheltering them so damn much.
I cried after reading Old Yeller, but all I could think about when I watched the movie was how annoying the kid was (same problem with Shane) and I didn't shed a tear watching it.
Agruila is on some shitty reality show that my friend's roommates watch - she doesn't look good but she doesn't look that bad either. EDIT: here's a pic of her in October Spoiler
While I admit to also owning Croc clogs, these are the ones I was wearing. When you have plantar fasciitis as well as neuropathy in the legs, these things are fucking heaven.
Holy shit. She needs to just go full on Aretha and start wearing muumuus. She can still sing, and she should embrace that that is her only attraction anymore.
When she still looked like this 2 years ago And that was post child, then yes, I think she looks "that bad". That picture you posted wasn't "full figured", it was borderline sloppy. She is a very wealthy woman still on a major network TV show, she has all the resources to be in shape, even if the look she wants is "thicker".
It aggravates me that she's all "I LOVE MY BODY I EMBRACE MY CURVES THIS IS A REALLLLLL WOMAN" about it. I respect her talent, as a writer and a vocalist...who wouldn't? But the whole "I'm a real woman because I'm overweight" thing is...it'd be more refreshing if she said "I don't like going to the trainer, I don't dance anymore, I like eating alfredo and drinking wine...fuck it."