It's incredibly unsettling when a man shakes your hand for the first time and purposefully does not make eye contact with you. Not in a "I'm way better than you way," but more like when you catch your dog doing something it shouldn't, and it knows it, and doesn't want to look at you. Creeped me out.
That's the face he makes when he realizes that he forgot to wash his hands after he jerked off, and has now probably covered your palm in residual man-spirit. Sorry 'bout your luck.
Co-worker just sent me this link. This shit is hilarious. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6846855/gay-men-will-marry-your-girlfriends" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.collegehumor.com/video/68468 ... irlfriends</a> Motherfuckin' Quiche!
I had a pair of those. The Husband threw them away one day because they reeked to hell and back. They're the only pair of shoes I've ever owned that stank. Ugh.
gat damn it's cheaper to fly east than west. Jeebus. $200 vs $500. Lame. All I want to do is see the Brother now that he's home, and see The Husband on a regular basis.
Fuck the EPA in their ears. I don't know how you 'muricans deal with them. They have to be the most backwards, useless, inept and flat-out-fucking-incompetent regulatory body with whom I've ever had the displeasure of working. GOD. DAMN. IT.
My dad has horror stories. He worked for the Corps of Engineers for 30+ years and had to deal with them on the regular. Have fuuuunnnn.
This is going to be an awkward Thanksgiving. My 18 year-old cousin is pregnant from a one-night stand with a guy who is apparently my age (26). This is the same cousin who was hospitalized twice for drug-related mishaps. While in high school, she ran away from home because her parents didn't want her to go out doing drugs every night. They found her the next morning with lacerations all over her body and no memory of the night. The other time, she took too much of some party drug and ended up being hospitalized with hypothermia after being found floating down a river. The lacerations from the first incident got infected from the dirty water. Anyway, she is coming to Thanksgiving after telling everyone in the family to get the fuck out of her life last year. Is it bad that I'm beyond excited to see the drama?
I have a bit of a weird question: Does anyone know of any alcohol brands that have particularly interesting bottles? Not labels that peel off, but the actual glass bottles - if they have a cool design or the label on them or a neat color. It doesn't have to be alcohol but I figured they'd have the highest likelihood of being interesting.
I like Vox vodkas bottle. Oh and it may make me sound like 17 year old girl but I love after shocks bottle.
Bong Spirit vodka also has a pretty cool bottle that you can, ahem, make what the name of the brand is out of it.
So I'm drinking on a Monday, should I expect a holier than thou attitude from everyone because of this, or am I off the hook because I'm not aggressivley calling everyone a lifeless loser that lost their edge?
No idea what kind of aesthetic you are shooting for Ms. Monroe, but here are a few that came to mind for sheer novelty. Crystal head vodka immediately came to mind. I have always liked the way Grolsch bottles looked. Blanton's Bourbon
This reminds me that I may need pick up another bottle of Pirate's Blood sometime Spoiler Tasty stuff, but with a spicy kick to it.