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Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 16, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    I'd never take my pants off in a place where I could run the risk of spiders crawling into my hoo-hoo.
     
    #301 Angel_1756, Nov 21, 2012
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    Some girls just want to fuck outdoors in weird spots.

    My ex had a thing for graveyards, I generally told her to piss off (Except once >_>)
     
    #302 rei, Nov 21, 2012
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    I doubt there is a vagina loose enough for spiders to be able to crawl right into.

    But I'm going to guess CJ will post a picture disproving this point?
     
    #303 hooker, Nov 21, 2012
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    We don't need to encourage this. Just... no.
     
    #304 katokoch, Nov 21, 2012
  5. hooker

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    CJ will be CJ regardless of encouragement or discouragement, and you know it.
     
    #305 hooker, Nov 21, 2012
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    Now I want to Google "gaping vagina" and post up a picture, but I am at work and don't want to have to try and explain that search to management.
     
    #306 Flat_Rate, Nov 21, 2012
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    Okay but for real!

    Holes get good and stretched when they're fucked by large objects or penises. But they all retract, for the most part, do they not?!

    I've never seen a woman pull down her pants, pre-fuck, with an actual hallway between her legs.
     
    #307 hooker, Nov 21, 2012
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    And, as much fun as it may be to look at when you are the architect of that stretching, it is entirely unecessary to view a close up shot of some porn star's worn out gaping vagina of no interest to anyone save her gynecologist.

    This does not mean I won't click on CJ's NSFCMC tab. Call me a glutton for punishment.
     
    #308 Noland, Nov 21, 2012
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    Just out of curiosity I googled that.

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT FUCKING EXISTS. GODDAMN YOU, INTERNET.

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://i.imgur.com/P8mzv.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://i.imgur.com/P8mzv.jpg</a>


    Wow. I didn't know this was a kink. Someone post up the "Scorpions? In MY vagina?" meme.


    Are you from Madison County by chance?

    BADDUMP-TSH!
     
    #309 CharlesJohnson, Nov 21, 2012
  10. katokoch

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    Nope, not clicking on that. Not gonna do it.
     
    #310 katokoch, Nov 21, 2012
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Especially in college. On my list: in a tree, on the dock at the lake, in a Japanese Garden

    The story is funnier if by "under" you mean location B instead of location A.
     

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  12. hooker

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    But that spider is on it, not in it!
     
    #312 hooker, Nov 21, 2012
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    It may have been curiosity before, but, congratulations, now you have a new fetish. Girls, should you happen to live somewhere in Florida, stay the fuck away from CJ.
     
    #313 Noland, Nov 21, 2012
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    The thing that grossed me out most about that picture? No sheets on the bed. Fucking filthy. I bet she wears flats too...
     
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    Fuck you , dude. I don't know where that whore tarantula has been.

    Tarantuwhore? Whorantula? Yeah. That's the ticket.
     
    #315 CharlesJohnson, Nov 21, 2012
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    Sitting at DFW waiting to board. Getting here early meant getting thru security but ughhhh.

    I need a nap.
     
    #316 shimmered, Nov 21, 2012
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    God Dallas-FW is rough, I feel your pain. Last I was there I was willing to blow a TSA officer just to make the line go quicker.
     
    #317 Juice, Nov 21, 2012
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    I had to sit in that airport for a LONG ASS TIME coming to and from Brazil. Fuck that shit.
     
    #318 katokoch, Nov 21, 2012
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    Seriously, you people need to stop giving Black Jesus Google ideas.
     
    #319 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 21, 2012
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    Honestly, it hasn't been too awful...but the travelers are acting like rat crazy cunts - yelling at the TSA people, yelling at the food service people...


    DFW has the charging stations everywhere...two screaming matches over an outlet so far. And my flight starts boarding in 20 minutes or so....I'm sure there will be more drama.


    And then off to Phoenix. Flying into Phoenix always means a rough (really rough) landing, and then having to sprint across the airport to make the connection. Landing in A to depart from D, or vice versa. I'm getting fairly good at it.


    The part that really pissed me off? My ticket was $700. For Coach. Not a HUGE issue...but spend another $70 on bags, and then $31 for zone 1 access. I wish I'd have booked first class.

    And $25/$35 per bag is fucking absurd.
    (I'm flying US Airways)

    Also - people are gross. Put on some fucking clean clothes, dress like you didn't accidentally wake up one day, and stop looking like a slob. SO gross.
     
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