I'm not sure if it's depressing or entirely perfect that I'm going to be hanging out by myself for Thanksgiving...
I wish I were, I'm going to a good friend's house. She called this morning to warn me about some shitty family of hers that are going to be there. It's rude to back out now but I'm not excited to see these fucks.
It turns out we are going to have a very diverse Thanksgiving this year at my parents' place. In addition to them and my siblings (plus their significant others), we'll have a Somali family, foreign exchange students from Nepal and Uzbekistan, and a lesbian couple over. Should be interesting... I also just learned a high school classmate of mine is awaiting trial for attempted murder after beating a fellow meth-head, tying him up, and leaving him for dead in the woods. Wonder if he'll be at the reunion tonight?!?!?
Just gonna be me, the GF and Aunt Flo. Yay. We're going to wake up, (not) have sex, make a huge brunch, drink Mimosas, (not) have more sex, watch football, drink beer/booze, (not) have even more sex and then pass out (not) having sex.
What is with touchy-feely families? I was waiting for table at a restaurant for lunch and a family of 4 walks in and starts waiting too. They're told the wait in 20 min and they just stand around hanging off each other and hugging each other. The mom had huge tits and was giving her teenage son a weird hug. The father had his arms draped around the daughter in a bizarrely inappropriate way. I'm sure they're just affectionate or something, but god damn it was creepy.
Well, RadarOnline is reporting that Emma Stone "has a sex tape." I am so disappointed that I haven't seen it.
It comes off, and its not like it looks like the aftermath of a horror film. My first gf, who I lost my V card to, had issues with spotting related to her BC when we were dating, so I used to deal with it on a fairly frequent basis. I didn't know any better and thought it was sort of normal. So maybe my perspective is flawed... In other blood related news, 4 days after my unfortunate sucker punch incident, my nose and eyes are still swollen...yep, I'm nearly positive I broke my nose in the fall but the doctor who treated me A) didn't notice it or B) didn't care to mention it. So while its not crooked and fucked Owen Wilson style, its definitely not normal looking. Here's to hoping its just the swelling. Also, the bottom stitch out of 3 more or less came loose in the last day or so. I hope that wasn't due to negligence. I understand it was the ER and I was drunk, but for fuck's sake, I hope this doesn't end up looking worse than it should have.