The best part of fucking your girl when she's bleeding is that it reduces cramps and bitchiness by 89%. She is also more responsive and usually will have a more intense orgasm, provided you can make her cum.
I hoping you were going to say that it tastes like pennies you find behind the couch cushions after four years, but I guess a hockey team will do.
So I just got back from drinking with a group of people, including a guy who is 22 and runs multiple medical practices. It must be nice to have your parents hand you this shit. God damn. Happy thanksgiving. We have 12 dishes plus sides for seven people tomorrow. We may have went a little overboard.
Does anyone else's hometown have the tradition of coming back home and getting wasted with all your high school chums and not so chums? No? Well my hometown does and every year I go to a party thrown by one of my best pals and her older sister . I have had the unfortunate / fortunate luck of hooking up with almost all of the older sister's friends since graduating so this party tends to be either awkward or awesome and one of the guys I had a really complicated feelings-related situation with for years was there . Thought I was over that whole thing because it was the worst until tonight when I was like " Nope. No I am not." Because drunk feelings are the most honest feelings amirite? And now I'm sad. Happy thanksgiving everyone!
What's the established etiquette of telling someone you fucked their girlfriend? Should I just facebook message him and be like, "Hey bro, your girlfriend got some dope ass pussy". Or should I be friendlier about it ala, "Hey dude, did you know we're ho-bros?".
Yeah that happens here. I grew up in a pretty rural area, and there's 1 bar in town. All of the people from high school descend on that place the night before turkey day and yuck it up like high school was an awesome time. The townies basically live at this place normally so they're in their prime around Thanksgiving. I went my first year after college and it was painful and awkward talking to these people. Then I remembered high school sucked and no one liked each other. I would honestly be surprised if a reunion happened in a couple years.
Fourteen minutes of sheer blues heaven. I walk to work listening to this, and I could feel the women-folk swooning as I walked past. It just makes you feel like a sex god. Also, eyes are often ignored as an erotic part of the finer sex. Not for me: NSFW NSFW Happy Thanksgiving, TIB.
Happy Thanksgiving! While everybody is slaving over a hot stove/smoker/fry thing preparing their feast, I am simply making my salad that I make every year. Granted, it is a damn good salad, but let me actually cook something once in a while! Oh, and I am rebelling by bringing sausage flowers as an unauthorized appetizer.
This sounds like the beginning to a John Cheever story. Happy Thanksgiving, TiB! And as Horse said, "This is a good day to die...or at least go into a food coma."
This is the first year that I am not cooking anything. It feels funny, as I am usually preparing a feast. I am bringing a few bottles of wine to the festivities, so I am contributing something. I wish I was cooking though...
Fucking Amazon "lightning deals" and waiting lists. Theoretically, I have better things to do today than sit around on a waiting list for the next fifteen hours to see if I can save $9 off the already-reduced sale price for this item I want to purchase. Theoretically.
Yup, have to work tonight. For me, not a big deal, you work in the service industry, you're going to have to work holidays. Comes with the territory. I think it's a shame anyone at the retail stores has to work because Americans absolutely HAVE to buy that thing tonight, and it can't wait until tomorrow, since Christmas is, you know, only a mere six weeks away.
My 'Muricans arrive tonight. The best part about being a Canadian with American family is two turkey days!