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Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 16, 2012.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Re: Re: Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...


    Ahahha now you really look stupid, I would have rather he released a statement saying he stood behind everything he said and wasn't sorry, but when Chuck says jump....
     
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    Absolutely disgusting. On a related note, my roommate's girlfriend was shocked when I told her dudes didn't use any t.p. when going #1. This was also the same girl who thought that a urinal was basically a glorified condom that "every dude sticks their dick in to pee." She literally thought that a urinal touched every dude's penis that went to the bathroom in that urinal.
     
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    I truly love and admire how depraved WDT's are getting as of late. If this keeps up, I am really look ing forward to our upcoming holiday Drunk Thread.

    While we're on the topic, for all this entire year just like Supertramp I have not been using my "A" Material on you losers at all, but saving it for the holiday drunk thread. You're not worthy to waste it on. Losers.
     
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    I've always wondered what it would be like have a sort "Ask Crown" thread, where instead of questions, we just post the title of a movie or show, or post a song from youtube, and let you go off on everything and everything ever created ever.

    It would be like watching you trying to one-up yourself with each post. Plus, if we post something you like, you'll still turn it around so you can rant about something you hate. Entertainment no matter what!
     
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    So you have held back on calling us ugly.
     
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    Good old Supertramp. That melt down was awesome, and directed towards Nettdata of all people.
     
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    Christ. Any of y'all have the kinda ex who constantly wants to rehash your long-past breakup?
     
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    I did. Even a year after the breakup she would call and want to talk about it and discuss nonsense. She then got engaged to one of the first guys she dated after me and subsequently stopped calling and texting me. She's someone else's problem now.
     
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    Funnily enough, that is the phrase that my dad uttered to my brother in law when he handed my sister over.

    You think I'm kidding.

    Edit: Actually, the exact phrasing was, "She's your problem now, bud."
     
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    No, thank the lord. Who the fuck WANTS to do that? What a pleasant thing to crack open memories about. Does she also like to rehash about the time she saw her parents having sex?
     
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    So, I hate Duane Reade because they cost twice as much as any other drugstore but I've recently discovered that their generic brand of food items are DELICIOUS. They make this ice cream that is both chocolate peanut butter cup AND cookie dough, which is a dream come true, and they just came out with these mint chocolate covered pretzels which taste like a combination of two of the best foods: Thin Mints and chocolate covered pretzels. If you are in New York, GET ON THIS. You won't regret it.
     
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    Right? Ugh I've moved on and we're friends now but every few months this talk happens again. It's an emotional pain in the ass.
     
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    Who's Duane Reade? A cocaine dealer from 1987?
     
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    So I take it general members can now see the spam mads have been bitching about?
     
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    Never had this problem, whenever I broke up with a girl they hated me with a passion forever after, I used to find it complimentary. And if they broke up with me I wouldn't even consider returning their call (interestingly, this was also commonly my breakup technique).

    High five?
     
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    I have something more convaluted. My friend lightly hooked up with a girl on and off his freshman year of college, I believe it was 2006. Well she lives in Texas, but I met her at a party when she was in town, got along, she's pretty cute, whatever. Time goes by, randomly I got pulled into a Google+ hangout she was having with said friend to get asked a question, flirted a bit, ended up talking/Skyping/G+ hanging on a semi-regular basis. Well last December, she basically lays out there that she wants to spend NYE with me, wherever, see what happens. I have mixed feelings cause even though I really like her, I was having trouble separating friendship/"one of the coolest girls I've ever chatted with" from romantic interest. In any case, I ask my friend, who I've mentioned before is extremely possessive and petulant about girls he has any sort of attachment/history to, and he flips a bit. So thats enough for me, I explain it to her, she is a bit pissed, calls me cowardly and our mutual friend a miserable asshole who refuses to let anyone be happy if he is not.

    Anyways, it blows over, we still chat, less frequently, but are friends. HOWEVER, she calls/texts/harasses him, no lie, at least once a month when she is drunk about the situation and how he prevented something that could have been great. Now he acted like a selfish jackass, sure, but I don't think it merits that much vitriol and continued revisiting arguments. And as for her, she's hilarious and very witty, but my god her ducks are not all in a row up top...
     
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    I do. She was the one who broke up with me. These rehashes aren't because she wants me back. I have no fucking clue what she's thinking.
     
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    Isn't Duane Reade one of those makeup selling schemes to your friends like tupperware parties?
     
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    Duane Reade is a drugstore, like CVS or Rite Aid, which are awesome drugstores but are for whatever reason not that common in New York City.
     
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    What the fucking fucka fuck?
     
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