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Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 16, 2012.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    Well, to be fair, that guy doesn't sound like he would be very good at regular dating either.
     
  2. VanillaGorilla

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    My gf and I celebrated five years this month. We met on RMMB. It's nice to know that you're not going to offend someone when you make dead baby jokes on the first date.
     
  3. katokoch

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    How did that happen?
     
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    Agreed, but that song is painfully boring. I first heard it sampled on a hip hop mixtape where it was sped up by at least 50-60% (talking BPM) and it was awesome and catchy. Then I sought out the original and was quite unhappy with what I found. Not saying its a band song, or her vocals are off, its just boring.

    But on the topic of hot country chicks, I'll gladly play...

    Sara Evans (a classic standby who I've wanted to fornicate with for the better part of a decade...)
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    Both chicks from Gloriana
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    And I don't care if she only has one hit and people question her "country cred",
    Jana Kramer is a perfect looking, absolute smokeshow
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  5. CharlesJohnson

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    Green dots, man. It's all about the green dots. Easier than buying drinks.

    He was probably cocky-funny to her too and hit some sweet negs, but totally followed it up with spot on soul searching.
     
  6. VanillaGorilla

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    That, and I was peacocking with my sweet avatar.

    It was actually pretty normal. I posted that I was relocating and we exchanged PMs about Memphis. We wound up hitting it off and the rest is history.
     
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    I'll admit that the majority of the people I've met through this little medium haven't been weirdos. What I did find, though, was that the discussion ultimately devolved to "omg, that shit Black Jesus posted about spiders coming out of a vagina or some guy shoulder-deep in someone else's ass?!", which apparently isn't a conversation best held in a polite venue.

    But seriously, you take someone to a mall food court for a first date? What the hell is that? These people were not teenagers, he looked like Ron Howard circa 1979 (cheesy mustache and all), and she kinda looked like Margaret Thatcher with less sex appeal.
     
  8. silway

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    Re: Re: Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...

    It's probably a "meet up in public initially in case they try to murder you or you hate them" thing.
     
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    I just can't stop laughing.
     

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    It was one of these two, wasn't it?

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2006/06/30/bathtub-sisters.html

    I wondered what happened to them after they were hounded off the old TMMB. Was it a double date, a menage-a-something, or did you pick the craziest one?
     
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    If you're into brunettes with pretty smiles, that is.
     
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  12. CharlesJohnson

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    No. He doesn't do anything for me.
     
  13. Trakiel

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    As a contrast, back in 2005 when I played World of Warcraft 40+ hours per week, I met up with one of the guys in my guild who happened to be in Minneapolis on business. Here's what I remember talking about:

    -Engineering (he was an engineer, I was considering switching to an engineering major at the time)
    -Chicago politics (he was from Chicago)
    -Minnesota politics (a.k.a how Ventura managed to get elected governor)
    -A pair of hot chicks of questionable age at a nearby table (we were at a bar)

    I specifically remember we didn't talk about the guild or WoW once. I guess my point is that if I ever met up with someone on this site and couldn't think of something better to talk about than the irreverance that occurs on this board, I'd probably take it as a sign that it was time to eat a shotgun.
     
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    I've hung out with Jwags a few times since the Chicago meet-up and once in awhile we'll say "Could you believe the shit x posted today? Can't believe it." But we won't harp on it. There is othershit to talk about for sure.

    Work is going too damn slow. I got that Mangria chilled and I'm going to drink that and watch American Horror Story. Haven't caught up with this season yet, but I'm sure looking forward to it. Also, sisterkathlouise, I'm not in the habit of spending $35 on wine, its just the shipping cost so goddamn much. Markham Cabs sounds delicious.

    Also, this whole "Parker, you're the whitest black guy I know!" Well excuse fucking me. I grew up middle class and have an education. Fuck you racists. It's not like I play polo or lacrosse over here, and own a yacht. And if I was a white black dude, I'd have a small dick. Which I don't, so...there!

    I need something cute to calm me down. Ah...
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    I'd bang sisters that killed their mom. Who wouldn't, just for the story? But a Canadian? Only if she had a beaver on a leash.
     
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    1. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod I've always wondered if that's ever happened. I want there to be a TiB wedding and then I'm going to write a movie about it.

    2. That date conversation made me giggly. I love eavesdropping on dates. But it makes me anxious knowing that people are probably doing the same thing to me.
     
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    I had to look up Mangria. Is it really just a mixture of red wine and vodka? That sounds like something you would make in high school, mixing the boozes together in the hopes your parents don't notice the level.

    Either that, or it's just fortified wine and rather than spend $35 on that you could buy a $4 bottle of Night Train.
     
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    You wanna bash Night Train? Keep that shit up and see what happens.
     
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    I don't know who Dick "Night Train" is, but I'd rather tangle with him than tangle with this shit. (Again)

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    They aren't kidding when they say "very cold" either. That's hard won knowledge, right there.
     
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