1993? Aren't you like 28/29? *quick math* So you were around 9? Christ I was a late bloomer to the beat off club I guess.
Yup, sure do. In fact, I also remember downloading stuff from BBS' and the occasional video clip that lasted about 30 seconds and was nearly as grainy as the scrambled porn channels... And took almost all night to download. Speaking of which, scrambled porn channels.. Definitely remember watching the scrambled porn channels hoping to see a titty back in my youth. Edit: This one is kinda sad to admit, but hell, boobs in bikinis are better than no boobs at all... MTV's The Grind in the early 90's. Anyone else?
You're all filthy perverts. Heh. I remember having a buddy on a BBS who ASCII'ed me what he claimed was a cock halfway into a pussy. It looked more like a mouse being eaten by a whale. But it got the job done.
This should be its own thread. But we're never going to find somebody who agrees, that also has the power to break off all of these posts and put them somewhere else, so it's just a crazy pipe dream. Re: online dating, I had a severely asshole thought recently -- I was in a Starbucks doing work or porn or whatever, when this girl came up to me and asked me if I was some name. I didn't hear her, but it wasn't mine, so I said no and went back to my thing. Eventually she found the guy she was looking for (who looked basically nothing like me), and my immediate thought was, "wow, I bet that's disappointing." I need to stop reading Parker's posts.
I am wearing giant oversized sunglasses and listening to Black Sabbath in between calls. Yes, it's end of month Friday!
Aw hell nah* Nom, you're just sexy and you know it. It's cool man. Weird she didn't have a picture to go by. Pretty sure you have a distinct look that isn't to be confused with someone else. But that was an asshole thing to think Nom. I think I'm great, but I'd rarely say someone else is not. I don't even red dot people. *That was for Danger Boy who needs reminding I'm black
We're the filthy perverts? You're the one who got your jollies off to ASCII art. That's pretty ridiculous, Angel.
Okay, quick (and don't look in your desk drawer). I am setting the over/under at 3.5. The question is "number of ingredients listed on a Fritos package." Go. Spoiler It's under. There are three: corn, corn oil, salt. My gast is flabbered. For reference, Funyons have about 30; Wheat Thins have about 28.
Yes, but there is so much oil in them that they will easily burn if you set a lighter to them. I know, no big deal, right? Here's the kicker, if you set one on fire and set it in a glass ashtray it will burn so hot that it will shatter the glass. The more you know...
Fact: Corn chips make great fire starters. Also, Zeppelin still kicks ass. This will be a Led Zeppelin II afternoon.