The worst thing you can do is provide a teenager with a computer in their bedroom. Boys because of the reason outlined by CJ. I know, I was one of those kids. If they say they need it for school, shrug it off. It will primarily be used to find increasingly depraved and bizarre pornography until one day you open his door and he's hung himself with a feather boa in his closet with a some variation of a homemade Fleshlight that even MacGuyer would be proud of while octopus porn is looping int he background. Girls because it will undoubtably be used to schedule a meetup with the town pervert in his van while she thinks its a cute boy named Josh from the next town that plays soccer.
Karaoke is God's way of promoting deafness. Did you rnight come with all the "regulars" of karaoke? Those may include: 1) The drunk chick group shrieking a grrl power anthem (I will Survive, Like a Prayer, etc.) 2) The guy who thinks he's on Star Search and sings sappy ballads to try and lube the girls up (It is a scientific fact that before the night ends, at least ONE dude will sing Edwin McCain's "I'll Be") 3) The asshole who does a heavy metal song and sounds like the biggest asshole yelling into the mic
It pays to be caucasian. Not only that, but you get to bitch about the poor ironing job they did afterwards!
Reminds me of this clip on the Jason Ellis show where people discussed the things they've stuck their dicks into.
Alright, got me some vindaloo going in the pressure cooker (n.b. All you people going on about crockpots have it exactly wrong). Then to change my car into its winter tires... And who knows what else. It's Sunday, I might get into some real wild shit!
I'm confused. Where does Gordon Ramsay fit into all of this? Or have you been scanning my dreams again.
I was referring to the pressure cooker, but I do like the way your unconscious mind dressed him up to look like Haji from Johnny Quest.
I'm vaguely curious to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth that will accompany the BCS Bowl schedule and the legions of fans who are distraught that their team only made it to the Goldfish Bowl when clearly they should have been invited to the Pussywillow Bowl.
So it looks like NIU is going to take Oklahoma's spot in the BCS. Right now it's being reported that the bowl match-ups are going to be the following: BCS Championship - Notre Dame vs Alabama Rose Bowl - Wisconsin vs Stanford Fiesta Bowl - Kansas State vs Oregon Sugar Bowl - Florida vs Louisville Orange Bowl - Florida St vs Northern Illinois
I'm more concerned with his fashion decisions than the dick tent. That, and he seems to be jacking it while reading a paperback novel at an outdoor cafe.
Lets focus on the important things, he has impeccable taste in liquid transportation. Edit: I'm talking about the Klean kanteen, that shit is awesome.