Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 16, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    something about this girl.......

    <a class="postlink" href="http://pornsharia.com/leggy-young-girl-nene-enjoys-massage-and-fucking_v12266#.UL1s-2fAHU1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://pornsharia.com/leggy-young-girl- ... L1s-2fAHU1</a>

    ........and some music. Just let it roll.......relax, and tell me what you want.

     
    #1201 Nitwit, Dec 3, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  2. shimmered

    shimmered
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    351
    Joined:
    May 12, 2010
    Messages:
    4,469
    Spoilered because maybe this belongs in R&R? I don't know.
    i've decided I'm going to be a horrible patient. Not intentionally, but...goddammit. LISTEN TO ME.

    Back in 2000, I had my second child - we did a scheduled C-section. When it came time to administer the spinal block, there were come complications, but after about 15 minutes they got it going. IT HURT. Significantly. I'm talking raw nerves and shooting pains and weeping.
    The anesthesiologist came to me post-op and said that because of my scoliosis and the fact that my joint spacing was tight, there were some issues, but all went well once we got it going.
    Yeah fine cool. Noted.
    In 02 I had my third child - another c-section. I spoke AT LENGTH with anesthesia, explaining things and asking them - please, if you're having ANY problems with this, get someone else, get the head of anesthesia. I worked with him, I'd already spoken with him. The L&D anesthetist assured me - she'd been doing this for 20 years and had come across all sorts of situations, and was confident she could handle the situation.
    Yeah - no. She spent 45 minutes poking and prodding my spinal column (I have pics somewhere of the bruising and holes, ugh) trying to find the right spot to administer the spinal block. Ultimately, after I sat there in a room full of medical professionals silently crying while she did her work, terrified of moving, she decided to do an epidural. (This whole time - someone was outside the room physically restraining my mother from coming in because she could hear me whimper when the woman would withdraw and reinsert the needle, and she could see through the blinds what was going on...it was horrific and awful and just...no.) They administer the epidural, my whole body goes limp, they start the c-section and no one notices she'd paralyzed me from the neck down so I wasn't breathing. A nursing student in the room happened to look at me and sound the alarm.

    Needless to say that didn't go well.

    Since then I've had chiropractors comment on how heavy my musculature is and how tight my joints are. Well for fucks sake I am 5f3 and weigh 158 lbs. My bones and muscles are particularly dense. It's good because I'm strong but...

    In 07 I had the arthrogram/MRI with contrast thing done. It was another awful experience where someone was jamming a needle into my body, struggling with the muscle (her words), struggling with hitting the right space in the joint, prodding around, and basically incapable of competently performing the duty they were assigned. Second worse medical care experience I've ever had. She was upset, I was hurting, and the whole thing fucking sucked.
    I wound up NOT getting surgery, so here I am today.

    I'm going to get surgery this time, but they want a new scan.

    Fine.

    I tell the doctor what happened, and he was like...no...that...shouldn't go that way at all. Let me give you some valium.

    I take both valiums because - I'm more than a little skeptical about this but I agree that I understand the necessity.

    I tell them...I explain what happened, I tell them what they said last time about my joint spacing (their words...not mine, again). I tell them that it isn't an experience I'm keen on repeating.

    And they blow me off. I start out nice, and they blow me off talking about how they know I'm afraid, and don't worry I'm in good hands.

    I responded "I'm not frightened. I'm trying to tell you that you need to take precaution and know what you're getting into - because otherwise, you're going to hurt me.."
    "No no, the dr is amazing, she's great. You'll be just fine, you'll see, no one likes needles, so this is normal."
    I show her all the work on my back...I'm not afraid of needles, I'm trying to tell you something relevant to MY BODY SO YOU DON'T HURT ME.

    They still blew me off.


    The dr comes in and sets up, and I explain (again) to please take care, these are issues I've had in the past and I'd like to NOT repeat them.

    I guess she didn't take me seriously. She didn't push hard enough to get the needle where it needed to go "Oh wow, ok, you do have thick muscle" and then she pushes TOO hard and it goes TOO deep (yeah. FUCK.) Then she starts with the lidocaine, and had to use extra because she wasn't prepared for it to shoot back out.
    THEN when she was injecting the dye she had to move the needle around "because it sure is tight in there".

    Well. No shit. I told you that.

    TL:DR -
    Dear medical professionals, pay attention to your patients. Sometimes we DO have some relevant information.


    Ugh.

    Now I'm in bed, mellowed the fuck out from chewing the valiums today and considering a glass of wine.
     
  3. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    They don't call it practicing medicine for no reason.

    Unfortunate for this woman that she was subjected to medical incompetence because she was giving birth and had to be in their presence.

    When you need a doctor, you need a doctor.

    Otherwise, I'll say, "I've never sat in in front of a doctor that I would accept nutritional or preventative advice from ever.

    I haven' been to a doctor in over ten years. I haven't even gotten sick, a cold, allergies, or even a runny nose.

    If you want to stop getting sick, read this. You can download the outdated free ecopy or buy the updated hardback. Then go to the website for supplements.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.jonbarron.org/download-or-buy-lessons-miracle-doctors-jon-barron" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.jonbarron.org/download-or-bu ... jon-barron</a>

    Here's some music...

     
    #1203 Nitwit, Dec 3, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  4. shimmered

    shimmered
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    351
    Joined:
    May 12, 2010
    Messages:
    4,469
    I want to stop having a torn up shoulder. This isn't a supplementation issue. This is I was an athlete, then I was a climber, now I'm a coach and enjoy weightlifting - the movements I do everyday hurt like crazy.
     
  5. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    There's stuff in there that can help for that too.

    or......you could just go paleo and rub some bacon on it.
     
  6. Kubla Kahn

    Kubla Kahn
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    729
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    11,480

    And red face.



    Seriously though, Alway Sunny has been KILLLING it this season. "She was always smiling, she had no lips, but her mouth was still very much in play."
     
    #1206 Kubla Kahn, Dec 4, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  7. McSmallstuff

    McSmallstuff
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2009
    Messages:
    1,504
    Little girl is puking now. FUCK! I can't wait for this bug to pass.
     
  8. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
     
    #1208 Nitwit, Dec 4, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  9. toddamus

    toddamus
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    396
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,312
    Location:
    Somewhere west of New York
    I feel sorry for parents of young children, those things are absolute cesspools. I'm a germaphobe, to a non crazy degree, and I can't imagine how I'll react if and when I do have a kid one day. It seems like every kid gets every bug going around, and the parents get the bug twice as bad as the kid. Hell, even when I'm around a toddler infant now I always grab the hand sanitzer immediately after I interact with them. Is that a bit neurotic? Hell yea. Am I going to risk getting sick which intensely annoying? Hell no.

    Last time I was sick was because I was in Vegas in September. Between the strippers and the gambling (think the chips, cards, dice etc) its impossible to keep clean.
     
  10. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    Gee, you might want to submit that to the Nobel Prize committee. Hell of a discovery you have going on there.
     
  11. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    Calm down. I'm just throwing out something that works for me, dude. Not trying to ivalidate anyone.
     
  12. ghettoastronaut

    ghettoastronaut
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    70
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    4,917
    If you seriously think that not seeing a physician for 10 years and not getting the sniffles is a strategy for staying healthy, you're a moron. Sure, it "works for you", which means, you're one of those lucky people who managed to avoid any serious medical problems so far.

    Look, shimmered told us a pretty shitty story. It's not a spot I want to be in. But look at the details: an anesthetist with 20 years experience was fucking confounded by something as routine as placing an epidural. Imagine if you did something routinely for 20 years - probably with more than a few people claiming to be special snowflakes along the way who turned out to be fine - and then all of a sudden something truly out of the ordinary happens. And your response is? That the entire profession of medicine is without value. Or as you prefer to say, "it's just something that works for me". Nevermind that anesthetists (who shimmered was involved with) and GPs (who you are thinking of) are not the same people.

    You won't trust a single doctor with advice on supplements, but you'll trust the internet in a heartbeat. Sounds about right.

    Unrelated: I share a birthday with Troy from Community.
     
  13. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    It isn't the strategy, it's the result of the strategy, which focuses on preventing symptoms from occurring.

    I never said the entire profession of medicine is without value. I said when you need a doctor, you need a doctor.

    And yes, my post about preventative measures was not completely in line with Shim's post about a medical procedure gone wrong. It was more in response to this.



    I didn't say I wouldn't trust a single doctor. I said, (Otherwise, I'll say, "I've never sat in in front of a doctor that I would accept nutritional or preventative advice from ever.)
     
  14. Noland

    Noland
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    41
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    2,237
    Location:
    New Orleans
    Nothing is more exciting than listening to two people whose opinions on their respective sides of their arguments are so firmly entrenched no amount of discussion will sway them even an inch.

    Can we start a Mac versus PC debate, too?
     
  15. lust4life

    lust4life
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,562
    Location:
    Deepinthehearta, TX
    I've had my Mac for 10 years and it's never gotten a virus and has never had to see a computer doctor.

    Just sayin'.
     
  16. Frank

    Frank
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    6
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,351
    Location:
    Connecticut
    This is a terrible idea, we should discuss something people are more rational and flexible on, like politics.
     
  17. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,441
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,869
    Location:
    Boston
    I own a PC because I like to use my computer for useful things. My girlfriend owns a Mac because it can do "all sorts of things, like edit movies," which she has never ever done.

    Function over form any day.

    Bring it, motherfuckers.
     
  18. MoreCowbell

    MoreCowbell
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,185
    Holy shit, I know it's the New York Post, but this is in exceptionally poor taste even for them:

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,362
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,560
    WTF? R. Umar Abassi had time to take a picture, but he couldn't grab the dude's hands and help him? Wow.

     

    Attached Files:

    • Umar.jpg
      Umar.jpg
      File size:
      123.8 KB
      Views:
      604
  20. shimmered

    shimmered
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    351
    Joined:
    May 12, 2010
    Messages:
    4,469
    There's stuff in there that can possibly reduce inflammation and/or increase lubrication.
    NO supplement can repair the tears and fix the head of the bone.

    And paleo actually does help with the former, when I make more than a half ass effort at not eating shit.



    As for the rest - my point is that medical professionals do an admittedly intense job - nursing, pre-op care, surgery itself, post-op care, daily / family practitioners...there's a LOT of having to sift through the bullshit to find what's really going on. I get that. However, when a patient comes in, explains his or her anatomy in great detail and relays previous experiences and explanations given...disregard the God complex for a minute and consider that she may actually know her ass from a hole in the ground - particularly once she's explained her history with the human anatomy.
    I'm not saying I know it all, because I don't...but I DAMN sure know my body.




    And I just bought a Macbook Pro and I heart it.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.