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Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 16, 2012.

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  1. gamecocks

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    If she would just take the supplements she wouldn't need any of that fancy "hospital" crap.
     
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    Re: Re: Pre-Thanksgiving WDT...


    Should have went and talked to my cousin, pry would have prescribed honey (raw/organic/made with the tears of hippies) mixed with cinnamon, 3 times a day. Then maybe some avocado/pomegranate blended shakes, taken via suppositories.

    Cause you know all western medicine does is give you autism or cancer.
     
    #1402 Flat_Rate, Dec 7, 2012
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    It's amazing we made it this far at all.
     
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    I don't know about this whole morning sickness thing, but I do know someone who has sand in their vagina
     
    #1405 Misanthropic, Dec 7, 2012
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    That's a problem with an easy solution. You just need a douche.
     
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    you rang?
     
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    How dare you.
     
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    It wasn't until I sent this via PM that I realized how pathetic it sounds...

    We have our Christmas raffle today at work. People donate stuff and you buy tickets to win whichever prize you are interested in. Y'know, a raffle. Of the 110 prizes donated to our shittastic raffle today, my tickets are in the hat for:
    * a 3-Wolf-Moon poster knockoff; and
    * a taxidermied owl.

    THAT'S THE BEST STUFF WE'VE GOT. Fuck sakes. At least the money goes to charity.
    Edit: One of our senior VPs donated a pair of sandals to the raffle. The left one is size 6, the right one is size 7. SENIOR VP.
     
    #1410 Angel_1756, Dec 7, 2012
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    Where's the typewriter missing the spacebar and a half-eaten pie?
     
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    At this point all that's left is to donate used underwear and call it a day.
     
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    Other selected items...

    Sleepshirt – Christmas Motif
    Glass Santa Plate
    Gypsum mineral specimen
    Santa Christmas Mug with Purse Hanger Inside
    Holiday Candle – Spicy Fruit Scent
    “Possibly” the “LAST” box of Hostess Twinkies ever made
    Unicorn Figurine
    Carving of 2 Heads
    12 cans of Coca-Cola “Vanilla Flavour” imported from USA
    Set of Santa Headrest Covers for your Car
    Material (2 yards) - Navy/White floral pattern
    Material (2 yards) – Brown
    Material (2 yards) – Earth Green ( 2 pieces)
    Material (2 yards) – Paisley Pattern in taupe and beige
    Material (2 yards) – Black with pink polka dots
    Material (2 yards) - Black with mauve/cream floral pattern
    Material (2 yards) – Light orange Linen
    Set of 15 Padded coathangers

    There's 8 minutes remaining if any of you want me to put tickets in on your behalf.
     
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    Is this the equivalent of the ugly sweater party theme?

    "Welcome to this year's 'Things a hobo wouldn't even want' raffle."
     
    #1414 effinshenanigans, Dec 7, 2012
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    You know what that raffle needs?

    A doll of the baby from Twilight.

    [​IMG]
     
    #1415 CharlesJohnson, Dec 7, 2012
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    Shut your dirty WHORE MOUTH! Vanilla Coke is da titties.



    Padded coat hangers? Twice as useless.
     
    #1416 Kubla Kahn, Dec 7, 2012
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    Buy a ticket? No thanks, I can find a garage sale for free.

    EDIT: Sweet Jesus, CJ, spoiler that shit. I'd rather spend all day looking at the spider vagina than that fucking thing.
     
    #1417 Noland, Dec 7, 2012
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    So there's a market for this? I could possibly make money making Vanilla Coke runs across the borders, with mounties trying to chase me down Smokey and the Bandit style?
     
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    America is officially done with you. Go north where that shit is apparently still a prized American import and not something used to dilute semen build-up in strip joint alleyways.
     
    #1419 effinshenanigans, Dec 7, 2012
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    I WON THE TAXIDERMIED OWL! But did not get to bring home the 3 wolf moon poster. It is a 50% day.
     
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