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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 21, 2023.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Ah, the wonderful world of being sexually attractive and the expectation that comes with it of having everything handed to you.
     
    #41 Crown Royal, Nov 23, 2023
  2. Aetius

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    Y'all just wanna see my hog.
     
    #42 Aetius, Nov 23, 2023
  3. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Even your avatar says you're lying.
     
    #43 shegirl, Nov 23, 2023
  4. Aetius

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    I put the ham in hamster.
     
    #44 Aetius, Nov 23, 2023
  5. Binary

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    Less of a hog, more of a...
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    #45 Binary, Nov 23, 2023
  6. Aetius

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    piglet.jpg
     
    #46 Aetius, Nov 23, 2023
  7. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It’s a different era. Now women are all about the testicles. What you want to have is a sack like the kind a masked cartoon criminal runs out of a bank with. Makes ‘em moist.
     
    #47 Crown Royal, Nov 23, 2023
  8. NatCH

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    I’ve never felt so much self-worth before!
     
    #48 NatCH, Nov 24, 2023
  9. downndirty

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    I knew a few amputees in my time, and one of them had a fair shot at modeling (former military, kept in shape, etc.). Her Instagram dms were FULL of porn offers, and none of them were subtle..."$10k for 2 hours and the best sex of your life" was the subject line.

    Here's the thing I have noticed regarding sex as you age...for men, it's more immersive and deliberate. For women, it's supposedly better, because they know their bodies better, know how to give instructions, have higher levels of comfort and experience....

    I'll take robot legs, and spend the hours in a wheelchair beating off like I think it's how they will regrow my legs. Not even a question.

    Also, nothing below the pelvis means colostomy bags and nah, no thank you.
     
    #49 downndirty, Nov 28, 2023
  10. bewildered

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    Since I'm a pleb, my life is going to be way less doable as an amputee vs permeant celibacy. I mean, shit, there's already hoards of sexually unsatisfied women around, I guess I could join the club and keep gardening or whatever in my free time. Of which, I will have a whole lot more.
     
    #50 bewildered, Nov 28, 2023
  11. bewildered

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    Can I still use my genitals for function, like peeing, or are they totally gone and now I have weird niche disabilities to deal with?
     
    #51 bewildered, Nov 28, 2023
  12. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    You have to pee out of your tear ducts.
     
    #52 Juice, Nov 28, 2023
  13. shegirl

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    Nope, the bag is your friend now.
     
    #53 shegirl, Nov 28, 2023
  14. bewildered

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    Ugh. This is not a fun game. I guess I'm down 2 limbs, then.

    Did you know that there are a lot of verbal and written warnings for patients with stomas? Please do not use this hole for sex stuff.
     
    #54 bewildered, Nov 28, 2023
  15. shegirl

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    Things I did not know, nor did I need to.
     
    #55 shegirl, Nov 28, 2023
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    You have your legs and fully functional genitals but you have to only have sex with surgically created stomas?
     
    #56 Kubla Kahn, Nov 28, 2023
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    I didn't know I could, and now I will not stop until I do.

    DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

    So, is this one of those...just the tip situations, or is it more of a "you need a TON of lube and probably a running start" kind of things?
     
    #57 downndirty, Nov 28, 2023
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    The stuff I've read on the Reddit Nursing subreddit about people doing just that is insane. You want to make me laugh just say some shit about people not being animals.

    Today's urban slang term is Philadelphia Sidecar.
     
    #58 SouthernIdiot, Nov 28, 2023
  19. bewildered

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    LOOPHOLE BB
     
    #59 bewildered, Nov 28, 2023
  20. Kubla Kahn

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    Do I want to know what BB means?
     
    #60 Kubla Kahn, Nov 28, 2023
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