I eat couches WTF is this shit? How am I only finding out about this show now. Apparently there are tons of episodes, girls eating, soap, chalk, toilet paper, some furry, some dude who has a sex doll for a gf...wtf?
It always starts so innocently ..... <a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8284057/Gorilla-that-walks-like-a-man-filmed-at-zoo-in-Kent.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -Kent.html</a>
I am both creeped out and amazed that there is a messageboard devoted to guys openly having sex with dolls. Obviously nsfw. Holy Fuck! They have over 30 thousand members! Ahhhhh hahahahaha................ I can't stop chuckeling. Wanna figure out how to upgrade your dolls pussy with some a labia and some beaver?
Pencil Tip Micro Sculptures. http://kronikle.kidrobot.com/pencil-tip-micro-sculptures-by-dalton-ghetti/
I can't stop laughing at this gif of some blonde slut, breasts exposed, urinating in public, only to have a senior citizen dole out some "justice"; Obviously ridiculously NSFW
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/n...nt-my-face-on-tiger-woods-balls-14665606.html Summary: Porn star doesn't want her face on Tiger's balls. Best quote: "We have pointed out that encouraging golfers to use clubs to hit a woman's face that is portrayed on a golf ball is a dangerous and reprehensible act because it encourages violence against women." Ohhh fuck me, I needed that laugh.
Since people liked the sim game in the "Dicked over" topic, check this one out; <a class="postlink" href="http://www.kongregate.com/games/ExploreWellcome/high-tea" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.kongregate.com/games/Explore ... e/high-tea</a> Basically, you play an opium smuggler/tea trader working for the British Empire around China between 1830-1839. You start with a small amount of capitol, one ship, and use it to buy shipments of opium in a market that is constantly fluctuating. Then, you ship it to various ports, some of which are "risky" (boat and shipment could get confiscated), and use the profits to buy the tea. You get no money from the tea, but if you don't ship enough to Britain in a certain amount of time, you lose. (And that cunt, Queen Victoria, demands more on the final "stage") Anyways, while it should only take a few tries to beat the game and get an 80+ million score, it does teach you valuable lessons when you play it well enough to win, like ALWAYS going for risky business transactions and never, ever having any cash reserves left over, but investing it all in the product. (In this case, opium and tea)
Heh. Y'all are a bunch of amateurs. http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/02/daily_chart_global_alcohol_consumption
This is interesting and entertaining even if you aren't a marketing person. <a class="postlink" href="http://mashable.com/2010/10/06/guerrilla-marketing-videos/#98U2O7cpcNw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://mashable.com/2010/10/06/guerrill ... 8U2O7cpcNw</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/02/11/supersonic.bloodhound.build.start/index.html?iref=obinsite" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation ... f=obinsite</a> 1000 mph car is being built. This looks awesome.
London Shop to Make Breast Milk Ice Cream WHAT. IN. THE. HELL. This might be a good poll question, actually. Who would try it? I might...as long as there were unlimited awesome toppings. Or boobs to lick the ice cream off of.
Over on Reddit, there was an Ask Me Anything with Ken Jennings. This guy is not only brilliant, but hilarious.
I'm loving podcasts. There's a new one by comedian Ari Shaffir that's really good called The Skeptic Tank. He takes a topic and runs with it for an hour and a half or so. Good comedian guests, very entertaining. <a class="postlink" href="http://deathsquad.tv/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://deathsquad.tv/</a> (scroll down the Skeptic Tank)