http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama hotpocket While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook. Example: I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
Never thought I'd actually be saying this, but Damn Interesting is finally back up and they've started posting new articles. This is the best news I've heard all week.
Seriously. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-animals-on-loose/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-a ... index.html</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/</a>
I was expecting something with a headline like this to be from the Onion, but nope... it's real. Hitler's Parents Claim Judge Found No Abuse of Little Adolf, Aryan Nation <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Hitler-Parents-Claim-Judge-Found-No-Abuse-of-Adolf-Aryan-Nation.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/wei ... ation.html</a>
Can't believe I had to hear about this from somewhere else besides here. <a class="postlink" href="http://tebowing.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://tebowing.com/</a> Tebowing - (vb) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. Oh, and yeah, hi; no, I'm not dead.
<a class="postlink" href="http://factsandchicks.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://factsandchicks.com/</a> Self explanatory, but somehow more awesome by combining the two.
BORED AT WORK LINKS Kanye'd by the Bell - <a class="postlink" href="http://kanyedbythebell.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kanyedbythebell.tumblr.com/</a> [If this has been around for ages and everyone knows about it ignore] If you are a Kanye West fan like myself, you will love this site. Kanye West lyrics added to Saved by the Bell stills is a great combination! Kim Jong-il Looking at Things - <a class="postlink" href="http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/</a> Maybe my sense of humour is warped, but this site is hilarious. How do they get the photos?
ToyToy has serious competition... <a class="postlink" href="http://animal.discovery.com/videos/top-10-wildest-turtleman-videos/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://animal.discovery.com/videos/top- ... an-videos/</a> The guy is unbelievable.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.salon.com/2011/12/18/is_2011_really_just_1991/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.salon.com/2011/12/18/is_2011 ... just_1991/</a> Cool, well-written article about the lack of innovation in pop culture. No, really. It doesn't mention Vanilla Ice or Bieber once.
Why Miranda Kerr is, in her own special way, full of shit. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.thevine.com.au/blog/alyxgorman/miranda-kerr-is-lying-to-us20111201.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thevine.com.au/blog/alyxgorm ... 11201.aspx</a> <a class="postlink" href="http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/encounter/miranda-kerr-2011-12/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/enc ... r-2011-12/</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/cktxy/reddit_lets_compile_a_list_of_the_best_online/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comm ... st_online/</a> For all the "I'm going to learn X" promises I've made, this compilation is great. Fuck if I ever do work again.
This is a very creepy web comic. http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&seq=31 Don't click if you get freaked out easily. You've been warned.
Interesting ... <a class="postlink" href="http://yourbrainonporn.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://yourbrainonporn.com/</a>