Rant: Commercials for "Dr. Pepper Ten." I'm embarrassed for my gender. Spoiler "HEY BITCHES? YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE? OF COURSE NOT YOU CUNT! NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND DRINKS THIS SODA! IT ONLY HAS TEN CALORIES BECAUSE CALORIES ARE FOR FAGGOTS AND CUNTS! SO HELP ME GOD BITCH IF YOU TRY TO DRINK THIS I WILL FIND YOU AND SKULLFUCK YOU TO DEATH! THE LAST THING YOU'LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE IS MY EJACULATE IN WHAT REMAINS OF YOUR EYE SOCKET. DR. PEPPER GAAAAAAAH EXPLOSION!"
Rant/Rave: Making friends is tiring. Met somebody today, meeting new people tomorrow, Saturday (whee!) and Monday. At this rate I'm going to run out of charm by the weekend.
Rant: I think my gf and I are breaking up. She's been increasingly distant lately and we hardly talk. Long distance relationships suck. Trying to keep my hopes up though
RAVE: Watched the Blackhawks win with a client last night & we got hammered! Great times. Rant: Getting home at midnight and getting up at 6a.m. after last night has me feeling like blasted ass this morning. Totally worth it!
RANT/RAVE? I have had a cold for this week, more the irritating then he debilitating/call in sick type of sickness. Woke up this morning with no voice. Well, can't do my job if I can't talk, so I get the day off without the usual high fever, pissing out of our ass, tissues shoved up your nostrils type of illnesses that typically are what keep you at home. RANT It's Friday and I am unexpectedly at home, where is the WDT? Granted, I am not going to get drunk at 10am, but I'll get loopy on some cold meds. I can't talk, but nothing wrong with my typing fingers.
Rave: Sex. Rant: Period sex. And I managed to sleep through my alarm. Rave: Project finished at work. Raise is in the offing soon. Rave: Girlfriend and I are moving in together. More money will help.
Rant: Mods, what's up? Where's our beloved WDT? I thought we were friends, but I guess that was all an illusion. Blue Dog, how about you disregard your wife and baby for a few minutes and handle your priorities. PS Angel PM'd me and told me shes going to blow whoever creates the thread first. C'mon fellas.
Rave: Hit the bar last night Rant: Hungover as fuck right now, and have to go to the worst class on the planet.
Rave: Fiancee's mom is flying in tonight to spend a week with us. Yes, I actually get along with her mom, and she's awesome. Rant: Olive Garden for dinner because the fiancee wants to take her mom there. Going to have to take an extra stomach pill before eating that. Rave: Her mom is here because we're getting married on Monday! Rant: Fucking immigration process starts after that... Goodbye savings. Rave: Don't care! Fiancee will be wife, and can stay permanently!
Fucking rant: This place continues to suck more and more. The city decided to throw down a layer of loose gravel on the mile long street leading up to my driveway. No asphalt or anything that I know of, just gravel. Driving a lowered sport coupe absolutely blows causing my urge to assassinate someone high in the DoT to grow just that much more.
RAVE - Through all the shit my job put me through, I finally have my 'proper' offer. No more of the stress games with my employment being hung over my head. Also raise and bonus are nice.
RANT: Supposed to meet a friend* from work for a late lunch before she went to work. I left after waiting for fifteen minutes. She never showed. Same old shit, different people. Like a girl and ask her out? Nope. Try to hang out with one just as a friend? Nope, can't have that either. Fuck me for even trying. I know I'm posting some Durbanite shit here, but I am so FUCKING tired of failing, and failing, and fucking failing. *By friend, I mean smoking hot girl who's been in the same relationship for four years, who I would fuck/date in a heartbeat, but who I never have and never will make a move on.
Rant: For over half of my holiday so far I have been sick. trying to drink it into submission doesn't seem to work unfortunately. Rave: Haven't had one hangover in two weeks of drinking. Rave: Rugby world cup semi finals. Come on the All Blacks.
Rant: Some disgusting fuck took a shit in the cafe urinal today at work. And it wasn't a log either, it didn't look more than a little solid. Only upside was the maintenance guy standing outside the men's room door trying to delicately dance around why I shouldn't go in, until he just came out with, "Someone shit in the urinal."
RANT: Sitting in a classroom all day. I'd rather work 16 hours a day then work sit in a classroom for 6. RAVE: Atleast I get to see my girlfriend tonight.
Rant I've decided to sell my Saab Viggen, so I can get a 4x4 for the back roads I take to get to climbings spots. What better time for it to take a $500 shit?
RANT: I'm feeling a little under the weather which is odd as I get sick about as often as an Ethiopian gets a full belly. And just in time for the weekend. RAVE: Drag races tonight. Lots of friends running some fast cars. RANT: Currie sent me the wrong brakes so I'm not racing. Jackasses.
Rave: Been a relaxing and productive day. Took the dog to get his nails trimmed. McDonald's for breakfast and it didn't suck like it usually does. Sank a few hours into Arkham Asylum. Made a trip to IKEA. Rant: This rain can suck a dick, though. Rave: McDonald's Monopoly. I've gone 4 times since it started (3 times for coffee/breakfast and once because I was horribly hung over) and I've won some food item each time. This makes Roll Up the Rim look like a huge pile of shit. Rant: Guess I have to cash those food winnings in at some point.
Rant: in the last 48 hours I've found out that a loved one has a terminal illness and my best friends dad passed away. I can't focus very long on studying for the 5 midterms I have this week, 2 of which I have yet to start studying for. Crummiest Saturday in a while.