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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

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  1. Parker

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    Rave: I'm finally dating this girl I've been hanging out with for 4 months. I always knew it was going to happen, but she has this system/rules of things, I broke most of it and got her.

    Rave: I'm having sex again!

    SUPERRAVE:
    I just learned Magnum condoms fit oh so well. No wonder the others were so tight. She had one laying around just tossed it on!
     
    #12081 Parker, Oct 19, 2011
  2. Frank

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    Pretty much did all the studying I could do without burning myself out, I don't care what time it is, it's scotch o'clock up in this bitch.
     
    #12082 Frank, Oct 19, 2011
  3. TX.

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    Rave: Halfway through Midterm Week. The first two went well. I have the rest of the day to study for two tomorrow and one on Friday. I can't wait to celebrate Friday with many beverages and sex. It will be awesome to stop thinking for a day or two.

    Rave: I'm so happy to finish this disgusting beast of a unit (thorax, abdomen and pelvis). We dissected the penis and testes yesterday. Dead Man Dick and Balls is enough to make me officially over a section. Time to move on to the lower extremity.

    Rave: Had lunch with my pops. Hadn't seen him or really talked to him since school started. He didn't appreciate pelvic talk much. Wonder why.
     
    #12083 TX., Oct 19, 2011
  4. ASL

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    Rant Can't decide if I like the new girl enough to go for the whole exclusive relationship thing. Something just doesn't feel right. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
     
    #12084 ASL, Oct 19, 2011
  5. katokoch

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    Rave: I found a Chinese buffet near the office yesterday and went there for lunch today. It's a winner.

    Rant: I am genuinely afraid to fart for the rest of the afternoon/evening.
     
    #12085 katokoch, Oct 19, 2011
  6. Guy Fawkes

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    Rant: A few months ago a female friend that works for a salon supplies company gave me a nice gift basket as a thank-you. In the basket was a bottle of organic shampoo. Last night I finally ran out. At first I used the stuff because it was all I had left, but I've grown to love this frou-frou stuff. Smells great, feels great, and my hair looks fan-fucking-tastic. I pop online and look it up... $40 a bottle? Really?

    Rave: I ordered 2 and saved on shipping.

    Rant: Re-embracing my metrosexuality.
     
    #12086 Guy Fawkes, Oct 19, 2011
  7. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Rave

    Happy 2nd birthday TiB. Can we bringback the Great Moment In... thread?
     
    #12087 Crown Royal, Oct 19, 2011
  8. PIMPTRESS

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    ? : Transfer to a million dollar store for a promotion and raise may be imminent.
     
    #12088 PIMPTRESS, Oct 19, 2011
  9. Juice

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    Rave: Second. Happy Bday TiB, you've seen more depravity than any two year old should ever experience.
     
    #12089 Juice, Oct 19, 2011
  10. scotchcrotch

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    Rant- A porn entitled "True Grit" should not involve anal. That's disgusting.
     
    #12090 scotchcrotch, Oct 19, 2011
  11. bewildered

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    Rave: Had a delicious gyro and hummus for lunch today.

    Rant: It was huge. I ate the whole thing. Then I fell asleep on my couch for two hours.

    Rant: The garlic is somehow simultaneously still on my breath AND exiting my asshole. Magic.
     
    #12091 bewildered, Oct 19, 2011
  12. thabucmaster

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    Rave: Successfully hitched on Monday!

    Rant: My wedding band wasn't sized properly and is too loose on my left ring finger. Which leads to...

    RANT: Fucking thing fell off my finger after work tonight and was nowhere to be found. That must be a record of some sort for the least amount of time taken to lose a wedding band.

    RAVE: Backtracked and found the damn thing on the floor of my car. It shall stay on my right ring finger until I can get a replacement.
     
    #12092 thabucmaster, Oct 19, 2011
  13. GTE

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    RAVE: Just ate an apple fritter the size of a dinner plate.


    RANT: Just ate an apple fritter the size of a dinner plate. And I wonder why I can't lose that last 5 lbs around the midsection. Well, that and beer.
     
    #12093 GTE, Oct 19, 2011
  14. E. Tuffmen

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    RANT: Jesus Christ I miss my wife. I need friends.
     
    #12094 E. Tuffmen, Oct 19, 2011
  15. atcmh

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    Rant: I got hit by a fire truck on a way to a job interview today.
    Rave: I walked away without a scratch.
    Rant: All of the witnesses were firemen. They better not of lied about their buddy merging into my lane.
     
    #12095 atcmh, Oct 19, 2011
  16. rei

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    Related nerd Rave: CPU overclocked to 4ghz without breaking a sweat on air, with no vcore bump.
     
    #12096 rei, Oct 20, 2011
  17. Bundy Bear

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    Rave: Curried sausages for dinner.
     
    #12097 Bundy Bear, Oct 20, 2011
  18. KillaKam

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    Rave Talking to manager/ sorta being interviewed for a new job tomorrow morning. Finally, after months of scraping by and cabin fever sinking in, I feel confident again.

    Rant Record setting rainfall in Cleveland this year. It's been absolutely miserable all day and I sucked it up and walked my aunt's dogs for her earlier...big mistake. Soaked to the fucking bone.

    Rave The young redhead maid in American Horror Story on FX. Dayyyuummm who is this chick?
     
    #12098 KillaKam, Oct 20, 2011
  19. JoeCanada

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    RAVE: The neighbor cat, as usual, was being a real bitch to my cat, so I poured coffee on her. That'll learn her good!

    (It was just the last of what was in my mug and was MAYBE luke warm, don't worry.)

    RAVE: Friday classes canceled - long weekend, baby!
     
    #12099 JoeCanada, Oct 20, 2011
  20. Nettdata

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    RAVE: Just got word that we have official corporate sponsorship for the race team this year. Guard Transmission. We're now prepping to run two cars in the 24 hours of Daytona in January.
     
    #12100 Nettdata, Oct 20, 2011
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