I decided to cut out a bunch of bad shit out of my life and this was one of them. It's actually pretty easy. I thought I'd have to cut out a bunch of blogs/sites that regularly have some form of porn or another, but honestly, a well done photo of a naked woman isn't really porn in my book anymore. Now, if TiB had a thread with the focus of "post your favorite Czechoslovakian sex orgy featuring midgets and balloons" then we would have a problem. Really fucked up how much that stuff desensitizes you. Rave: Just booked a flight to Ft. Lauderdale for next weekend. Saved $25 by complaining on the phone. Why did I book it on the phone? Because the website wouldn't let me register and didn't tell me what the error was. I saved $35 but had to pay a $10 phone booking fee. Dicks. Rant: This airline will most likely try and charge me for my backpack and claim it's a carry on though. Fucking jerks. I will lie and say it's part of my shirt. Rave: my boss sympathized with my whole break up situation and agreed to let me work from home a couple days, which will actually be my brother's home in Florida. It's his birthday, and I hope to god his girlfriend has attractive and sympathetic friends. Rant: I have to work while looking outside and seeing beautiful Florida weather. And I'll probably miss out on some sort of street fest in Chicago. I've done 3 so far this summer, hoping to hit up at least 5. Ribfest was excellent though, so I think I can afford to miss one.
Rant: I have pictures of flesh hooks in my back on facebook. They've been there since February. My pierced, tattooed cousin, who gets equal credit for my introduction to raves and drugs, gave me my first line of coke, my first hallucinogen, my first hit of meth and my first snow cone, and didn't obscure her identity terribly well in an advertisement on a prostitution classified website hosted at my work at the time, has just lost her shit about it, unfriended me, caused a big family kerfuffle and gave me a large amount of shit about the fact that my nieces might see that shit when they use their parents facebook accounts. I never accept friend requests from kids. I have NEVER had a minor as a friend on any social network. All of my shit is either on adult sites like fetlife, or locked to friends only. My facebook content doesn't have anything to do with my sex life. The hook suspensions are by far the most out there and weird things. But I do have a bunch of stuff about my liberal leftist pinko gay loving politics, gender and sexual minority rights activism, atheism and other religion related stuff, and a shitload of jokes about very adult concepts, using very bad language (like the picture of my friend wearing her custom sprayed trucker cap with 'cunt' sprayed on it in big pink letters). I wouldn't ever presume to expose that kind of content on somebody else's kids. I'm pissed at the idea that it's my fault if they find that content through their parents not locking down a profile. Rave
Rant: I thought that not having a car while stationed in Korea wouldn't be a big deal. Only now do I realize the inconvenience of having to walk miles upon miles upon miles every day because of how far away work is from my dorm. I figured it'd be a good way to get that extra calorie burn that I need from all the weight I gained during leave. Rant: I didn't go to the gym once while I was on leave for 21 days. Coupled with 16 days of binge drinking and eating and despite being terribly sick from food poisoning for 4 days I managed to become way weaker and have packed on the pounds, plus I've been eating nothing but fast food since I got to Korea last week just because it's easy. Not to mention my exercise routine had been suffering for well over a month before I went on vacation due to me being so busy with my upcoming move and work, I've really fallen out of shape and need to undo the last 2 months of basically trying to destroy my body. Rave: At least Korea, my coworkers and the base I'm at have been way better than where I was previously at.
Rant: I am sick and tired of Japan getting all the cool stuff. Dammit. Rave: One of the girls in the office made pulled pork over the weekend and brought me some. This stuff melts in my mouth. Delicious.
Rave: My cousin's bachelor party in the Ozarks this past weekend was a success. Nobody died! Rant: I trusted spray-on sunblock and after having spent a few hours passed out in a canoe, my back looks like a red canvas with squiggly white spraypaint lines across it. I scraped my leg pretty good while drunkenly launching off a rope swing and was stung by a couple bees, but HOLY FUCK is my skin painful! Rant: I saw some titties on the river that I wish I could erase from my memory. Seriously, if you are closer to a beached whale than not, warn me before you "flop 'em out." Rave: I came home to a box full of fancy new chisels and assorted carving tools I ordered last week. Score!
Rave: I am beginning to think that the way to a man's heart is with short shorts and cowgirl boots. Yeah, I had an awesome weekend. I think I need to wear that combo more aften.
I could have told you that ages ago. Rant: I really wish I could figure out why I'm waking up an hour early these days. Rave: Going to the pool.
Rant:Just found out that my High School english tracher is now in the national news for alledgedly slapping a black girl who didn't bring her notebook to class, and referencing "Bridesmaids". This teacher is one of the best teachers at the school. She gave me my first failing grade on a paper, and then showed me why it was terrible, and what to do wrong. I learned a lot from her, and she is a kind, gentle (and hot) woman. It looks like a joke and an airslap was exaggerated by this girl, and now her family has brought in the NAACP, and is filing a civil suit to get a payday. With the recent Zimmerman case, I don't see this ending well for the teacher.
Rave: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18346128" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18346128</a> Nice to know that getting old doesn't make everyone a grumpy cunt.
RANT: The girl is gone for the week. RAVE: Flowers will be waiting for her at the hotel, along with a CD delivery from amazon tomorrow. RAVE: I went to the chiropractor after not going for a while and I feel amazing. I really do think it took care of the issues I was having.
Rave: Just finished my last final of the semester, woo. Rant: Now to wait anxiously for grades. Rave: Just figured out that I will be making an insane amount of money for working 8-3 m-f in the summer. Like almost double my current income working 9-5:30. Thanks boss.
Rant: My group of friends that has birthday dinners at restaurants where the meals average $25 + the amount of the birthday boy/girl's meal divided by the amount of people there. Fuck these birthday dinners. I rather spend more money getting that person a bottle of booze than this. Just retarded in principle.
RAVE Father bashes daughter's abuser to death after catching him in the act This is a rave because, after reading the headline, I thought this would end in one of those fucking stupid things where the Dad goes to jail for doing what any normal person would do. Thankfully a legal system actually seems to have done something right by using common sense.
Rave: Whiskey and hockey. Rave: Every time they show the Devils coach, they show the fantastic set of tits behind him. Queen-bee reminded me: Go LA
Rave: Bananas Foster for dinner? I think so. That has to be healthy because of the bananas right? Right?
RAVE: Had a good trip to California, and I'm leaving tomorrow. RAVE: I'm leaving tomorrow. It's been great seeing my family, but five days is plenty. My grandpa is super religious, and I don't like the way Jesus keeps looking at me from that picture on the wall. I know I touch myself at night, shut up Jesus!