Rant: ^^ Had to DVR both Suits and Burn Notice tonight because of below. Rant: Flying at night with 0% illumination SUUUUUUUCKS. I flew single ship and I worked my ass off for 3.5 hours drifting, correcting drift, flying patterns, correcting my shitty patterns, flying low level with checkpoints that are near impossible to see...I'm fucking beat right now...
RANT Just awoke to loud pounding on my front door. 3:34 am. Apparently some fucking fuck broke into my truck, and a few other vehicles on the block. Luckily he left the mustang alone, but his greasy, dusty paw-marks were all over the freshly waxed door. RAVE! Cops caught him red-handed, dumb-ass tried to run. He admitted to everything. He didn't have the slim-jim on him, but it was pretty clear given the disturbed area of dust and dirt on my truck passenger side-door that he was using something. I'm pretty sure if I looked around in a few bushes near the house I'd find one. I keep absolutely nothing in my vehicles, so all he got was loose change out of the ash tray. Rave Hell yes I'll press charges, fuck this guy. Rant This happens now? Really??? I'm off to Hawaii for 10 days on Saturday morning. Needless to say the mustang will be parked at either my Uncle or the Cousins house. I live in a nice enough area, which I guess is where scum bags hit first. But their neighborhood is straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting. I think the car will be fine in their driveway while I'm gone. Rant I'm waaayyyy too awake right now, and have to start work in a few hours. Fuck it, i'll have a beer and try to get back to bed.
Rant: Three pallets of blasting powder "fell off the back of the truck". So the dumb shits that were shipping it, lost it. Blasting powder is so tightly regulated, you can't misplace one bag, heads are going to roll. They found one pallet, so two pallets are still missing, there are 50 bags of powder per pallet. Oklahoma bombing only used about 40 bags.
Rant: How is it only 2pm?! I feel like I've been here for days. RAVE: Nordstrom's anniversary sale. Great way to pass the time. Free shipping too!
Rave: My nephew is cuter than your nephew. Rave: Back in civilization. Strange feeling. Rant: Going back to the void is going to be harder than ever. A full year down, two more to go.
Rant: My partner is a pharmacist, she was held up a knife point yesterday so some piece of shit could get a couple of bucks worth of meds. I'd like to see him with his hands off.
RAVE: New awesome landlord lets you paint the walls (blah blah paint them white when you leave) I haven't had a real colour on my walls in 4 years. I'm halfway through painting it a terracotta-y orange now. RANT: Previous tenant left everything filthy so had to clean first RAVE: Made the guy come from oral sex for the second time in his entire life. I feel like the blowjob mistress.
Rant: It's already begun. Idiots in the media speculating, with zero evidence, zero statement from police, zero anything, on why the shooting took place, what it means about our wider society, and how they, petty individual fuckstain, somehow know how to cure all our ills. Did we learn nothing from Columbine? The entire media narrative about Columbine was completely wrong, and yet here we are going through the exact same thing again. Do everyone a favor, report the facts, relay information from police about the investigation, keep your thoughts with the victims, and shut the fuck up about your own personal axes you seem so inclined to use the still cooling bodies of strangers to grind.
RANT: This headache is killing my Friday night. RAVE: Motrin Gel Tabs. RANT: Television sucks. I don't get sick much, but when I do, I wonder why the fuck I'm paying what I'm paying for programming. Bulging Brides? I just went to their website looking for the obit page and there isn't one. Yet they just showed a 250lb white woman sprinting up a hill with a big black guy chasing her — they all can't possibly make it.
Rave: Scored my first goal of the season last night and the team is really starting to gel and know the different styles of play. Just in time for the finals to start.
Rave: Batman is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I am going to read The Dark Knight Returns obsessively until I pass out. Rave: This is the year I finally start pulling together a Catwoman costume that I can take to Comic-Con.
Rant: Forecast for today: 108. Rave: Plans for today: massage. Rave: Got a call to participate in a focus group on new designs for pickup trucks. $150 for 2 hours of my time? I'm in.
RANT: Best friend and I are on the way to Columbus to visit her sister. We picked up a mirror her sister left at her previous house, and only just noticed while driving down 85 that the frame is covered in ants. We have another 2 hours in the car. At least this time, we're in her car and not mine. RAVE: Killing them with fire. A grill lighter would work much better than the cigarette lighters, but I've managed to massacre a few dozen.
Rant: This guy next to us on the beach has a stereo with Eric Claptons "Tears in Heaven" on repeat. It makes me want throw myself through out a window.
Minor Rant: Not everything a chick does is "badass". Like, I understand that these women are at the top of their sport, and they're competing at a very high level, and that's awesome and worthy of respect... but badass? For swimming? Gymnastics? Equestrian? Come on now. Words have meanings.
Rant: I feel like reheated death right now, playing beer pong last night after not drinking for three months was not my greatest idea ever. Ate a whole chicken and then later voided my stomach all over the front porch of my mates house. Rave: Dominated beer pong.
Rave: Paterno statue coming down live on ESPN Rant: People still making excuses for Paterno. "He wasn't really sure/didn't fully understand what was going on". If he didn't comprehend "your def coordinator is fucking little boys in the shower of your locker room, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN YOU RUNNING YOUR FUCKING FOOTBALL PROGRAM ANYMORE!
RAVE: So I called the cop the other day about that snitch that called my plate in and he sounded like he didn't give a shit. I told the officer my side of the story, and he said not a problem just clean my truck bed out because the guy said I deliberately threw garbage at his car which was false. He said he gets complaints all the time by busy bodies calling in because they are butt hurt that people pass them. Not a problem, I was talking to him for a whole three mintutes. RAVE: I dropped some serious coin on a top of the line memory foam mattress. I guess thats growing up, spending money on beds and comforters and shit.