RANT: I just kicked a pile of dog vomit. I wasn't looking down, and as I rounded the corner into the kitchen, WHAM, dog barf everywhere. All across the floor, in my toes, everywhere. It was horrible. I made some anguished noise and boyfriend came to the rescue so I could scrub my foot and try not to puke. Dogsitting is stupid.
Rave: I do a lot of driving lately because I'm temporarily stuck living in two cities 5 hours apart. I take carpoolers as it pays for gas and makes for more entertaining trips. The last 4 single girls I carpooled with added me on Facebook to ''keep in touch'', the two hottest ones doing it without any move on my part. I'm guessing t's either the effects of my manly charm and my passionate outlook on life doing their magic, or you know, finally having a car and a real job. I'm happy either way. Rant: This place needs new threads. More intelligent discourse!
Rave: Predeployment training complete and a success. I will be in Norfolk, VA for the next two-three weeks. Anyone in the area is welcome to hit me up.
Rant: Fuck you and your shitty kid. And no, don't tell me "you were like that too once!" because if I hit, kicked, stomped on people, and yelled in their ears when I was 5, I got my ass beat. And I didn't.
Chick Rant: The great new heels I wore yesterday left my feet feeling bruised today. They didn't feel like they were destroying my feet when I was was wearing them, damn it. Chick Rave: I cut Bettie Page bangs and I can't believe I have waited this long, they look good on me. Rave: I have strayed far from healthy eating and work out. March 1st is my D Day, I am looking forward to it. I am enjoying junk til then, like mushroom and cheese ravioli in a bacon alfredo sauce tonight, but I know I'll be happier lifting, running and eating clean.
Rant: Check engine light and ABS/Traction Control lights went off in the wife's car and I just got the call as to how much that's going to be. Goodbye entire federal tax refund. Rave: Still have the state refund that won't have to be touched!
Rant: I took the middle one to the orthodontist this morning and I got to hear him say, "Wow. I haven't seen that in a long time." You could practically see his face light up as he contemplated the down payment on his new boat as a result of my son's fucked up teeth. Rave: It was hot Asian nurse day at the orthodontist's office. Holy crap.
RANT: Self-imposed restriction from beating it until the end of Lent. Not for religious reasons, but a coworker mentioned they were giving up sex/beating it for Lent and I thought "Hey, this'll be a good challenge." That was four days ago. At this point, I don't think I could make it ten seconds looking at the cover of Maxim without popping.
Rave: It is my birthday! Rant: Officially in my "mid to late" thirties now. Rave: Last year's birthday weight was between 210-212 lbs. Today I was 168.5.
RANT There is a really nice shopping/dining area here in Kansas City that is currently under a raging fire. I guess a car hit a gas line resulting in a huge explosion in one very popular restaurant. And it doesn't look like the firefighters are getting it under control.
Rave: Game of Thrones season 2 on Blu-Ray, along with Metal Gear Rising means I have something to do with my free time for the next few weeks. Rave: Wife that loves watching Game of Thrones with me. All the women I work with dislike the show and say it is too geeky. My wife is awesome. Rant: Despite all this, and the fact that I'm not working for the next two weeks, I have little free time. Rave: No soda at all for over almost two weeks, so I am thinking that is one habit that is broken, or at least close.
Rant: Tonsilitis. Tonsils as big as fucking grapefruits. Not able to eat anything, even scrambled eggs. Fuck. Rave: The fiance man-face came home to love on me 'cause I'm sick. Rant: Fucker ended up locking me in the lounge room, cranking death metal and getting shitfaced with my housemate.
Rave: My first "girlfriend" found me on Facebook. We met in kindergarten, and I haven't seen her since we were about 7 or so. Rant: My first "girlfriend" found me on Facebook. We met in kindergarten, and I haven't seen her since were about 7 or so. edit in reply to rep: yeah, she is a bit on the large side, with no kids. But she has HUGE . .. tracts of land. I mean enormous.
Rave: http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=656635 I fucking hate the Sabres. The fact that they're sitting at 13 points and are only ahead of the Capitals, the Panthers and the Blue Jackets pleases me to no end. Bu-bye Ruff, no really, 6-10-1 is an awesome way to go out.