Rant: I think its ridiculous that I've had to clean my dog's butthole twice within the past 24 hours.
MEGA RAVE: healthy baby girl. Smaller then they thought but still average or above 19.5 inches 7 pounds 9 oz.
Rant? Rave? Filming tomorrow despite 1. Drinking too much tonight and 2. Not supposed to weightbear more than like 25% body weight through my wrist. Derp derp. Should be interesting.
Rave, for everyone In cased you missed it, enjoy: http://web.archive.org/web/20071208053009/http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=17
Rant: It's shark week at home at the moment. Which is why I'm going to the pub tonight and not going home until late. Copped an absolute reaming for no reason at breakfast this morning, am in no mood for a round two on a Friday night. Much more civilized to have some steaks and pints with the lads, I’m sure none of them will tell me I’m inconsiderate for forgetting to make the fucking bed 2 weeks ago even though it’s “my job” and even though I’m going to her godam sisters birthday tomorrow night she knows that I really don’t want to (No shit) You couldn’t make this shit up. Shark Week.
Rave got a subpoena from City of Scottsdale to testify against coked out douche bag who decided the cops should not arrest him and was wrong Rant 8:30 AM for court really?
I second MCB's post. RANT: Hey all you fucktards out there that have waited until you're in the process of hooking up your boats, powering up your motorhomes and loading up ATV's to CALL YOUR INSURANCE AGENT to put coverage in place for the holiday weekend, FUCK YOU, FUCK ALL YOUR TOYS AND YOUR LAST MINUTE DIPSHITTEDNESS. You are making my life fucking hell today. Which in retrospect is OK since according to my avatar that's where I belong but still, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with you people? You don't think about this shit until you're literally driving your motorhome down the road? GAH! I hate you. RAVE: Less that 3 hours to go.
Rave: It's the small things.... About a year ago my aunt told me a story about how when she was little her cousin got a Shirley Temple doll for Christmas and how jealous she was. She always wanted a Shirley Temple doll and never got one. Well today I got on the internet and ordered her a Shirley Temple doll of her very own. I showed her a picture of it and she burst into a huge smile and started clapping her hands. By the time it gets here it'll be a huge surprise to her all over again.
Rave: Visiting my Grandpa in Ohio this week. I can't remember the last time Ive been able to regularly nap in the afternoon, but its awesome. Rant: Drove out to Amish country and went in some general store. Some of the local little kids noticed my Red Sox hat and kept asking me to say things with an "ar" in them so try could hear a Boston accent (which I don't have). Idiots. I should have put ice cream in their faces.
Rave: Genius. So mad I didn't think of this on my own. <a class="postlink" href="http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2013/05/randall-at-home-use-a-french-press-to-infuse-beer-with-hops-spices-cocoa-nibs.html?ref=pop_serious_eats" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2013/05/r ... rious_eats</a>
Rant I have some head cold/sinus infection/bad allergy thing going on and haven't slept in three days essentially. I'm starting to lose it a little. Tomorrow i go into urgent care and annoy the doctor with my trivial health issue. So long as I can sleep tomorrow I don't care who I annoy. As for tonight I've given up on sleeping and will be content to fade in and out in front of the tv. Fuck being sick. I was a germaphobe all year until May because I was an idiot and thought the cold/flu season was over. Its not, its never over.
Rant: Thought I was taking a blow off class online, thought wrong. And all of the exams are due Friday at midnight. Rave: Took a nap after work, made dinner, and still turned it in with a whopping 37 minutes to spare. Now I am well into a bottle of wine. I am so looking forward to having one full time job with a normal schedule. Juggling classes, an internship and 2 part time jobs is fucking annoying.
Rave: Well, after having nothing in terms of a job next school year, I got a call from a local high school for an interview. As soon as I told the school I am at now about the interview, they immediately set up an interview at one of their middle schools for a 25-hour a week job that pays $30 an hour. Apparently they are worried about losing a teacher with dual-certification (math and social studies). This takes the pressure off for the interview for a full time teaching position, and ensures that my worst case is working 25 hours a week and making decent enough money doing it. Less babysitting, less stress. Rave: three day weekend... Rant: My wife works all 3 days. We don't get nearly enough time, and she wasn't supposed to be working this weekend but she got kinda fucked over into it. She isn't off again until Wednesday, and she is fucking miserable about it. Rant/Rave/dunno: Wife is about ready to start trying for kid 2. I'm kinda.... Not. I want two kids, and having them about 2 to 3 years apart is ideal, but I'm still not sure if I'm ready to go for two yet.
Rant: NSFW do not read this unless you truly want to know the worst things about kuhjäger[rnsfw]i'm not kidding. It is disgusting NSFCMC i got a hemorroid. And it burst. I got up the courage to ask my mom if my father had issues with them. Yep. Thanks for the warning parents [/rnsfw] Rave: going to England to see my sister and dad all on my dad's dime. It is his 60th birthday and his wife wanted him to be with his kids and grandkids(who he missed 8 years of their life). It will be the first time since 1998 my sister and I have seen my dad at the same time.
Rave: Got the posting location and unit I wanted and not one of the complete and utter clusterfuck idiots on the course above me is going to the same unit. Rave: New car in a few days. Rant: Holy hangover batman, my soul hurts right now. I knew there was a reason I said I wouldn't start the night with 8% cider anymore.