RAVE: Went for a short run this morning. A bit of misting from the light sky, I walk a bit, jog, walk a bit more, and it's not misting. The entire host of Heaven is pouring on me, so I ran more and it was fucking amazing. And all of this to Frank Butler's "Ocean" blasting in my headphones. Now if my heart will drop to a level that doesn't scare the fuck out of me....
Rant: You know what really sucks? Hooking up with someone who knows how to lick your balls just right and not being able to fully enjoy it because you're holding in a fart the whole time. Thanks Obama.
RAVE: Had a great birthday yesterday. Saturday night/Sunday morning was a perfect combination of a good group actually all moving from location to location in unison and getting along all at an awesome bar. Got the right level of drunk and felt fine in the morning. Had a solid day with my mom and sister and then drinks and dinner with my best friend from HS who is in for the night cause we're going to Justin Timberlake/Jay-Z tonite. Should be a perfect end. RANT: Still managed to get hellaciously cockblocked...by a dude...with a girlfriend. Said girl had interest in the dude before, and since he's a selfish manipulating fuckface, he gladly played the role of attention whore. And would also do immature shit like catcall from across the room when we were talking one on one. Like seriously, grow the fuck up dude. RAVE: Still have a "date" set up for this week, not to mentioned a "belated birthday blowjob" promised from another attractive female. I'll persevere. RANT: 28 feels weird. I don't like being in my "late 20s". I don't feel this old, not even close.
Rave: She spat out her spawn, it is a boy, so now hopefully soon i will not have to hear about this shit on the news 24/7.
Rave: Still going to Turkey!! My tearful pleas went unheard but Boyfriend managed to book a new set of tickets for far less than I thought was possible. Apparently he took a more aggressive approach and kept demanding to talk to supervisors until someone relented. Small Rant: Paying an extra $100 for each ticket. But I get to go so I can't complain too much.
RANT: There was an officer involved shooting at a probation office about 60 miles south of me. Apparently the POs were attempting to make an arrest and the perp went off the chain. The media is releasing very little about it, only that the perp is dead (good), but the PO is in unknown condition (bad). Things that hit close to home always have a tendency to make me reflect on why I do this line of work. My friend was killed in August 2011 in a training accident that went bad. This is the first probation officer shooting in the line of duty in my career. I don't know anyone in that particular office, thankfully, but situations like these are never good. Oh, and for those that think my job has no danger to it...go fuck yourself and then die in a fire. Updated RAVE: PO is in stable condition. She's going to be okay. Thank heaven.
Rave: Back online, power, internet, gas and anything else is all connected. All my stuff has been delivered and now living on the river close to the center of town. Fuck yes!!! Rave: Had a decent night out for my thirtieth on Friday with a couple of mates. Rant: Chicks giving out fake numbers, if you don't want to give me your number have the intestinal fortitude to say no.
Rave: Had a ton of fun at Lake of the Ozarks this past weekend. I spent the whole time fishing, boating, and drinking- not necessarily in that order Rant/Rave: I pulled the comforter off my bed the first night we were there and discovered a scorpion on top of the sheets. It was the first time I had seen a live scorpion outside a zoo. My girlfriend lost her shit but I killed the bastard and kept its stinger. Victory!
Rant- The past couple months have been exhausting- business struggling and my wife telling me she's going to leave me if we don't downsize and go to counseling. She also goaded me to see a psychiatrist. Rave- Went to my first psychiatrist today and felt optimistic. He thinks I'm ADHD which has caused my mild depression. I was prescribed Seroquel XR and Welbutrin. Mega Rave- I'm relieved I finally accepted help. Therapy isn't just for the crazies.
Rave: saw an insane combination of the hottest Indian (dot) girls I've ever seen at the grocery store. I have such a weakness for hot Indian chicks. I'd probably classify it as a disability. They are just so sexy but it's weird. Because they can also be fugly as shit too. It's like there's no middle ground.
One of the guys at the church who I have known for 15 years, and who has become kind of like an uncle to me, contracted pneumonia a few times over the years and ended up with substantial scarring on his lungs. In the last year he went from being winded going up the stairs to being in a wheelchair with an oxygen mask on 24/7. I haven't seen him at church in the last few months and the congregation got together to get him a card and a pretty significant gift to help with the costs of getting to and from the hospital where he was going for physio 3 times a week. They also got him a gift card to an outdoors store since he was a huge kayaker right up until he was wheelchair bound, but there was sort of an unspoken expectation that he wasn't going to ever have an opportunity to use it. Tonight I got a phone call. Spoiler MOTHERFUCKING RAVE: He called me from the hospital where he'd just been released from the ICU. With his brand new transplanted lungs. No more oxygen tanks, no more wheelchair, and his doctors think he could be back kayaking by the end of the season. It was one of the best phone calls of my entire life.
Rant The AC is broken in my apartment. It is now hotter in here than it is outside. It was 95 earlier and it felt cool out there compared to in here. I am not likely to sleep much tonight. Good thing considering I have an 8 hour drive through Kansas tomorrow.
Rave: The few of you following my twitter might have thought I was joking, but my aunt told me she wanted to go on a trip. I laughingly agreed and told her we'd go to Tijuana and catch a donkey show. Bad fucking idea. She just told someone from her church on the phone "My nephew's going to take me to Tijuana to see a donkey show." Oh sweet Jesus. I'm going to go to jail for something.
RAVE: I got the tickets I was stressing about here: <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?p=384405#p384405" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?p=384405#p384405</a> I figured the connection speed at home would be quicker than at work (when I was testing it out before) and so I decided to take the morning off from work and get my car inspected/oil changed and get these tickets. It worked so much better. When I did it at work, I got on the order page once in an hour's time. At home it took me less than 10 minutes to get both tickets (I had to order them seperately). RANT: I left the car shop $500 poorer.