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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. thabucmaster

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    Rave: Sorry, Winterbike. Just got the call for my new job that everything passed for my background check and drug test, and that I'm good to start! Putting in my two weeks notice tonight!
     
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    Hangover Day 2. Don't get old and try to party it up kids. It will kill you.

    Also don't go to the bar for food the morning after a full night of drinking, where people know you, where said people want to buy you beverages for your birthday like say, a Margarita and ummm, a butterynipple and possibly then top it all off with the stiffest fucking vodka-cran in history, a gift from the bartender. Yeah, I need a couch. Badly.
     
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    Re: Rant & Rave Thread

    Rant: Fucking government is killing me, if I lose this house because the feel like fucking off it'll piss me off even more, which at this point I didn't think would be possible
     
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    Rant: I have to fire someone this Friday and it's killing me . He's a great guy and really nice, just can't seem to get his numbers up or win new business, and unfortunately I can't keep staff when they're sucking the coffers dry.

    Rave: He brought in Dunkin Donuts for everyone today, and they were delicious.

    Rant: I'll have to farm out the donuts-on-Mondays task to Debra, but she's a snide penisface half the time and I don't want to her about her shitty kid or her ankle issues because she's a fat slob.
     
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    Re: Rant & Rave Thread

    Rant: Got my first Brazilian wax today. I think she ripped off my clitoris.
     
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    Re: Rant & Rave Thread

    Rave: Didn't get a Brazilian today
     
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    Rave: Still have my clitoris!
     
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    I think I'm starting to burn out, and I still have 2 months of the busy season left. Hopefully it goes fast.
     
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    Rant- Nothing like a girl being able to hit right at the heart of what the fuck is wrong with your life.


    (cue the beekster crying pic)
     
  10. sisterkathlouise

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    I sense a theme...

    RANT: The job I thought I had (they said they wanted to hire me and had submitted my paperwork to hr) apparently no longer exists. Fuck. At least someone wanted to hire me, right?

    Consolation Rave: I signed up to substitute teach and TA, and it's actually pretty fun.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Rant: What the fucking fuck, Google? Why? Please move everything back to the top left. Fuck.
     
  12. E. Tuffmen

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    RANT: I cannot wait for nursing school to be done with. I've never had a job that was as stressful or strict as they are in this program. My clinical assignment is at a facility almost an hour away from where I live. When attempting a much shorter route last Thursday, at 6 a.m., while it's still dark out by the way, I made a wrong turn because I couldn't see the street sign and ended up 10 minutes late, which I got written up for.

    Submitted my paperwork for that clinical yesterday, but apparently it was due at 8 a.m. not 8 p.m. and my instructor deleted it all and I am pretty sure I will be getting a clinical unsatisfactory. If you get two of those you are out of the program. At least I am still on the clinical assignment list and have been assigned a patient for Thursday's clinical. I am only 3 points away from an A academically but stupid bullshit is ruining my experience with the program and could potentially get me kicked out. That would be a fucking disaster of epic proportions.

    I've spent the last year and a half doing prerequisites and jumping through every hoop to get into this fucking thing. Let me tell you August 1, 2014 cannot come soon enough. I can't even smoke a fucking bowl or two to relax. You can drink to your heart's content but Godforfuckingbid you light up a joint. I hate drinking for the most part and really have to be in the mood. The head is never as satisfying.

    RANT: My wife has been working a shitty job until she finds work in her chosen field and they are giving her a major hard time. So much so that we are consulting a lawyer.

    RANT: Can't seem to come up with any raves at all.
     
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    Rave: FUCK YES. Half day of work tomorrow and paid for the full day. My half day consists of a wire rigging course. 8 -12 but we go home when ever the course is done. Love big union jobs.
     
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    RANT Apparently I am going to catch every virus that walks into the Student Health Clinic this year. And it isn't because I got the flu shot, because my Vit D levels are low, because I don't eat paleo, I use too much antibiotic soap, have the HIV. It is because this is my first year at the Clinic so am getting exposed to everything right now. My immune system will recover and I'll be rock solid next year. I was pretty much bullet proof back in my ICU days.

    RANT reading the past few pages of the WDT made my head want to explode. Jesus people, all the misinformation in there can really be dangerous. I'll just leave this http://theconversation.com/six-myths-about-vaccination-and-why-theyre-wrong-13556 here for anybody who is interested. Yes, I read the disclaimer, but it is a good collection of sound research if you take the time to click on all the little links. AND - FYI the nasal spray does contain live but weakened strain of the flu, the injection does not.
     
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    Rant: Sigh. This guy I know has been texting me and it is becoming one the most painful text conversations I have ever had. It is tragic that he's fucking illiterate, because he's fucking hot. Well, he was fucking hot, until I learned about his secret retard status.
     
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    Rant: Had to kill this today:


    Why do these exist? Luckily it wasn't in my room. I don't think my daughter will be sleeping well tonight though.
     

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    Dixiebandit, are you now keeping your slain pubic hair foes as trophies and how are you posting from HFB's account?


    Rave: MOTHERFUCKING STEEL PANTHER TICKETS!
    Double Rave: MOTHERFUCKING JIMMY CARR TICKETS!

    Life is good.
     
  20. Seeker

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    Rant: Here we go. God help me.