Rave: This board is incredible. Thank all of y'all for the kind messages. They mean more than you'll ever know.
Rant: My dad is going apeshit with this throwback Thursday bullshit. He has posted about 4 pictures of me when I was little. I thought throwback Thursday was about posting pictures of test tubes and dumpsters and run down orphanages.
Rant: a long needed, overdue and deserved shot in the arm for TIB, resulting in my productivity at work to dive and not by a small amount. Nice to see it hopping a bit again.
Ravt?: We haven't even gone on this trip to China yet and the husband is already 99.9% finished booking our next vacation to Jamaica. What the fuck?
RAVE: Binging my way through season 2 of House of Cards. This is exactly what I said I wouldn't do... I ploughed through season 1 in about two and a half days, and feel like I missed some subtleties/non-primary plot line stuff. So I went back to re-watch season 1, only to get impatient and end up doing a quick wikipedia recap and then diving right in to season 2. Fuck it, next episode.
Holy Shit, you guys. A centipede just FELL ONTO MY ASS! From the ceiling? From where? Is this God smiting me for not believing in Him by making it rain centipedes in my apartment? The worst part is that it fell on me when I was in bed, which launched a 30 minute (unsuccessful) centipede hunt, and necessitated changing the sheets and pillow cases and abandoning blankets in the living room just in case. I may never sleep again.
Rant: My insane black cat just went on a Tasmanian Devil style berserker death spree after my brother's new dog got too close. Sister-in-law tried getting the dog out of the kitchen (yeah, this was all in a confined space, too) and the cat went after her, so she grabbed it. Big. Mistake. I just spent the last half hour patching her up - she looks like she walked into a weed whacker.
I love it when one of my dogs starts barking at 2:30 in the morning and then keeps barking after I take her outside and then I decide to get up at 3 because I usually get up at 4 and what's an hour of sleep when you have 36 ounces of coffee and 25 mg of Adderall and the Diet Coke I just grabbed and my left arm is tingling right now.
RANT: Shopping for wedding dresses sucks. Maybe I'm biased because I've done this once already, but I'm really not all that excited to spend thousands of dollars on a dress I'll wear once and probably spill something on, because I'm classy like that.
Rave: Nice to see the board coming back to life. I thought I might have to find somewhere else to post my deranged nonsense. Glad to see I won't have to commute. Rant: This will be my 51/53 weekend working. I took this job not to work weekends. Something seems amiss.
Rant: My right eye has been twitching nonstop for a week. Literally, there is a constant tiny shaky twitch below my eye and occasionally my whole eye jumps. MAKE IT STOPPPP
RANT: 1 1/2mths. of twitchy right eye, but it's just low enough that I don't notice it unless I look in a mirror. The left pops off now and again. In other news, I'm so tired I'm sure I'm anemic (chronic since I was a teen) or I have leukaemia. My week of spinach and soon iron pills should sort this out, right? (I'm also the girl who broke a finger Feb. 27 and hasn't gotten it looked after).
Fucking Mega Rant: Somebody broke into my car, popped the trunk, and stole my fucking golf clubs, carry bag, travel bag, spikes, etc. golf balls all of it. I honestly don't think I was a big enough retard to leave my car unlocked, but I was really tired a week ago the last time I was in town so maybe it did happen. I am so fucking pissed right now with myself and with the shitheel waste of fucking oxygen that did this. Our transitional neighborhood is great most of the time, but shit like this really makes you re-think where you live.
Mostly rave: Unexpected job offer yesterday. In Qatar. Mostly doing what I am doing now, only taking home triple the salary and thats not including bonuses and vacation pay. Seems like a straightforward decision but there are a lot of variables to consider and making sure my dog can get over there is the biggest. Also, breaking my current lease. I'm not sure if I can and if I can, how much it would cost me.