Rave: Connected with a cute girl this past weekend. Promising. Rave: Vegas vacation with my wife for a week!
RANT: If one more thing goes wrong today I'm going to punt a baby. Can a girl just not catch a motherfucking break OR WHAT?! RAVE: Newly discovered booze (to me anyway): Whisper Creek Tennesse Sipping Cream. I do not like sweet drinks, with the only exeption being a Buttery Nipple, but this stuff is wonderful and for 30 bucks a 5th is had better be.
Rant: This insomnia is killing me. Up at 3 a.m. I hate sitting around waiting for the world to wake up.
Rant: spoilered for extreme vulgarity computer rant Spoiler What in the motherfucking go.damn fuck? Did I get trapped in an episode of the Good Wife? How in the fucking fuck did I get a ransom virus? And who in the fucking fuck pays this? Suck my dick, motherfuckers. I will murder you if I ever meet you. Fuck off and fuck you and fuck no I am not paying you. Crypto Wall my ass.
Rave: pwning the R&R page today. Fuck. Follow-up Rant: Yes, my spelling is terrible when my fingers are screaming at my damn phone, which apparently doesn't allow me to type GODDAMN correctly, but on which I have to post, because my FUCKING computer was busy scanning for shit. And, yes, I have backup files, but that doesn't mean it's not a time-consuming pain to restore everything. Seriously. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. And, my backup drive has infected files. And, my DropBox is apparently corrupted. GAH BLIND RAGE FUCK. I will for real murder somebody if I were to find out who did this right this moment. So, how are you guys?
Rant: High school sophomores act like pre-schoolers. Tantrums were thrown after students were treated the way they were behaving. Administrators intervened. Rave:One day later, students attempt to bait me into a confrontation and I walk away like a grown-up. This is my small victory.
Rant: My 20 minute commute home took 90 minutes because of 8 cms of snow. Unbelievable. The plows were stuck in the traffic jams so they couldn't even do anything about the accumulation, they just sat there with their thumbs up their butts and shrugged at each other. Rave: Corolla = 1,000,000 times better in snow than Mustang. Holy shitballs. Rant: I'm no shrinking violet, but it pissed me off something rotten that my 45 year old stoner neighbour sat in his living room and watched me, his 6-months-pregnant neighbour, shovel his entire driveway without so much as a thank you or an offer to help. That right there was a spite shovel, folks. I spite shoveled his driveway. Rave: I've referred one former coworker to a CSR position at my current company, and another former coworker to take over my maternity leave. I feel like Harriet Tubman.
Rant: On night seven of an eight-straight night stretch of working the graveyard shifts on the NFL newsdesk. No social life to speak of during that time. Rave: Impossible to spend any money pretty much while working these shifts and I've managed to catch up on bills since buying a car last month and actually have some saved. Rave: Seeing Chad Stokes of Dispatch on Friday night and The Head and the Heart with an old high school crush on Saturday night. Hoping to total 100 concerts on the year. Currently at 79 (not including music festivals).
Rave: got my end-of-year raise and bonus at the top end of what the company gives out. I didn't expect it. We had a tough financial year, the R&D budget was cut, and while I know they love me here, I figured the tight finances would put the hurt on everyone. My boss gave me the payout numbers and told me it was never a question that I was going to get every penny he could get for me.
Rave: Start new job on the 1st! Rant: New job pays $15k less than the old one Perspective Rave: New job pays better than no job!
Rant: Is it just me or is the focus on that scientist's shirt, the one landed the spacecraft on a comet, blown way the fuck out of proportion and indicative of a much greater hypocrisy when it comes to policing what people wear?
Rave: It's a little weird to hear it, but I'll take it as a compliment. "Hey...I just want to let you know. All the guys in the kitchen have been staring at your butt all day. It's a good thing...most white girls ain't got no booty." Thanks Goodwill pants!
Rave: My as of a month ago deathly ill tabby has bounced back like the tough little rug he is - he's gone from hiding under my bed and pissing himself to running around the house and chasing my brother's asshole dog. Rant: They don't know what's wrong with him, but the possibility of brain tumor was raised when I watched him walk face first into a table leg the other day. Rant: Atomic Fireball sized hemorrhoid. Die hemorrhoid!!
Rave: Just got home after two weeks of playing cricket for the Air Force. Got a lot of ideas for where the future is heading for the association and coaching. Rant: Didn't win. Rant: It would appear my body doesn't like the idea of standing out in the sun for an entire day and playing cricket then doing it again the next day. Getting old sucks. Rant/Rave? Home for one night then off to Perth for work for three weeks.
Rant: When bowels align: Horror Edition I dream so small. All I want is a house with 2 toilets. I am about to drive to Walgreens to take a shit.
Raaave: Joe Rogan stand up on Jan 02. I fucking love Joe Rogan. Oh, and tickets to Jones vs Cormier. That's not bad either.
Rave: Fuck it, i am going to apply for the foreman's position. Probably will not get it, but if you don't apply you will not get it. It would mean shift work, but it would be like a 40 percent raise.