Rant: Boyfriend is out of town. Rave: Went shopping today, met friends for drinks, and now I'm painting my nails, listening to Robyn and drinking more beer (Undertaker by Brewery Vivant is delicious). Maybe girliest day ever? Rant/Rave: There's some statistic about how 80% of women wear the wrong size bra, and I was absolutely one of them. So sad for my boobs for the last 10 years, so happy for them now that I have learned The Truth. TiBettes, for the love of chest, it is time to reassess.
Rave: Classic Shell with Windows 7 Look-a-like theme. http://www.classicshell.net/ Suck it Windows 8.
Rave: My friend has ended up not paying a bet he lost. In response, I have posted an ad for him in the casual encounters section of craigslist in the m4m section and it asks for a dick pick so he knows what he's getting into. Its an asshole move sure, but hey he didn't pay up and there are consequences for that
Rave: I'm so much more content since I left my old job. I started IBS when I went to grad school, and it got a lot worse when my old manager started showing her borderline personality-traits. Since I've left over a month ago I've had ZERO issues. I used to live with almost daily stomach issues. I haven't changed my diet. Or workout schedule. It's not like I've made these huge changes. I changed my crazy as shit work situation. Life is too short to stay someplace where you've maxed out any learning and you report to a complete cunt who takes joy in being a cunt.
Rant: Fuck our shitty little theater. Normally I don't have a problem with it. For a small town theater it is quite nice actually. But .... they are starting to bring in movies in 3d, and not in 2d. Been to one, got a head ache and didn't enjoy it one bit. The Avengers is 3d only, which sucks, but Mad Max is 3d only which really sucks. I really wish they would bring in a the 2d version too. Have say the 7oclock showing in 2d and the 9 in 3d or the other way around, but give us some options.
Rant: My brothers friend succumbed to her brain cancer today. She just had a daughter two months ago despite having a GBM. Really a miracle. She beat her prognosis by over three years but unfortunately people just don't beat glioblastoma. Very tragic. My twin brother saw her in the hospital two months ago and the two were close friends in the cancer community.
Rant: the cable guy is here to fix the line. He's physically a cross between Richie Rich and Archie from the comics. Mentally, he's Chum Lee. Professionally, he's a cross between Ed Gein and that ReTodd guy who used to appear in posts on the old board. Jesus Christ. If I get raped or murdered by this idiot, I'm going to be seriously pissed.
Rant: The pressure in my back has been gradually building up over the last two weeks and it's now at the point where I can't get through a full hockey game. I have a sneaking suspicion that there is a catastrophic fuck you moment around the corner where my back takes its ball and goes home.
Rant: People who think that just because they have worked at the same company for 15+ years they can yell at me when I ask for assistance or advice with something.
Rant: I hate coming into work on Tuesday after a long weekend. 2 days worth of shit to put away, and the monkey most of the time decide that they want to start digging through the boxes I haven't received yet, so on top of 2 days worth of shit to put away, I have to figure out what has been take, or what the supplier miss shipped.
Rave: I've taken up yoga with wonderful results. I fucking love going to class, so it's easy to be committed to it. Rave: Started meditating. This has been fascinating. I feel like a better version of myself daily. I've changed habits that I've struggled with for years.
Rant: Completely non-technical person: "Please make a technical recommendation with only this tiny bit of context." Me: "Okay, well with only that information, I'd suggest X." Non-technical person: "I disagree with X. Please make another recommendation." Oh, blow me.
Rant: Colleague: "WHBS, Is it possible to send out a marketing campaign for an event to a bunch of people? [With me giving you as little context as possible and the perception that this has been signed off by the powers that be]" WHBS: 'Sure, but I wouldn't recommend sending it from your address. Use MailChimp. I set up an account. Here are some tutorials. Godspeed my child' Owner of the company: "Why would you tell her how to do this?" WHBS: 'Fear of blacklisting, easier to manage a campaign with metrics, etc...' Boss: "For fuck's sake. This is a bad idea. Tell her that she shouldn't do this campaign because [reasons]' Awesome! Now I'm a manager.
Rave: I think it's great that the mentally challenged are finding work programming traffic lights... Oh wait, that was a Rant.
Rant: I forgot how fucking terrible some 18-22 year old white girls can be. I fantasize about karate chopping them in the neck and punching them in the tits until they cry.
Rant: I was apparently a spill magnet this weekend. My friend managed to pour a vodka soda down my front on Saturday, my 3 year old niece spilled chocolate milk on me yesterday, and another friend dropped a bowl full of barbecue sauce today that EXPLODED all over me. Some of it even ended up in my hair, which was more impressive considering the fact that I was wearing giant heels (making me a slightly taller than average human as opposed to a definitely shorter than average human). Rant exacerbated by the fact that I'm a laundromat person and my 3 favorite pairs of pants are out of commission until I go to the laundromat next. Rave: Had the opportunity to spend lots of time with people I like this weekend, drinking tasty beverages and eating delicious food. I still like them even if they spill everything on me.
Rave:I just accepted a job offer today after nine months of unemployment. It's paying me a little more than 10% more than my previous job to boot. I'll yet have my S5.