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Razor Blades Explosions Kermit The Frog Thread 6/25/10!!!

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  1. WickedBitch

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    And you brought it in your house?! What are you going to do with it? I'm almost afraid to ask.



    I'm drinking the last 3/4 of a pint of rum that was left from a half-gallon bought a couple of weeks ago. This will probably be my last bit of drinking for a while due to the lack of income around here. *sobs*

    I'm going to go watch disc 4 of season 3 of Mad Men (because it has to go back to the library tomorrow) and wish it was still the 60's.
     
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  2. dixiebandit69

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    Is that a weasel? It can't be a possum because there is hair on the tail.
    In other news, I'd be drinking a lot more right now, but my stomach is feeling weird. Damn.

    Oh, and I almost forgot Alexis Texas:
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    Apparently you can't kill MRSA. MRSA forever.
     
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  4. uzisuicide

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    Re: WDT 6/25/10

    Agreed. I was just saying that the Ultra was tasty, that's all.

    I guess I'm back to Natty and Bud Heavy so I don't look like a queer.
     
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    I fucking hate Mentally Retarded South Africans too. Without them I would be able to hear the world cup audio. Keep blowing your horn, no one will ever come to your country again.
     
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    A couple of observations:

    • Don Draper/Jon Hamm is one ugly sumbitch. His right eye is always red and wonky and he looks perpetually dirty.
    • I would lop off a tit to look like Betty/January Jones. Homegirl has her own issues though:
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    • Elisabeth Moss has such a soothing voice. I can't put my finger on it. She does an Excedrine Migraine commercial and I don't think it stirs the same calmness in me but I haven't really paid that much attention. Maybe it's because I'm half-in-the-bag right now.
    • I would molest Vincent Kartheiser ten ways from Sunday. It is inexplicable. He looks like a bobblehead but something about him just butters my muffins. We'll overlook the fact that dude is WEIRD. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/25/mad-mens-vincent-kartheis_n_551137.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/2 ... 51137.html</a>



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    So, the moon is really pretty in DC tonight. And I know that for a fact, cause I keep seeing two of them. I tried realy really hard to focus enough to bring them into a single moon, but it didn't work. Poop. I think it would look nice.

    I went to a birthday party for a good friend of mine who I met when I hired her as my research assistant. I think I misspelled research. Maybe not...fuck it. Anyway, I'm super proud of her, and she is awesome. I'm pretty drunk. I'm gonna play Rainbow Six Vegas now, and almost certainly lose. Well, I can't really lose so much as die, but whatever.

    Shegirl rocks. She sent me the best PM ever when my dog died...I miss Nova. But she's in doggy heaven, eating pizza all the time.

    I shouldn't post drunk.

    I LOVE EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!!
     
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    Hahaha wow.

    So I was browsing this bodybuilding forum looking for some good core strength routines and I came about a topic about someguy complaining that once he lost his fake tan he started to look "fat" and it worried him. That's when I came about this reply.

    Meatheads are always good for a laugh.

    Back to Topic: --> Miami Heat dancers.. By far the hottest in the nba
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  9. Ton80

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    I lied. I am not going to kill the terrorists yet, I am going to keep drinking at....12:26 AM. That's probably not the smartest idea, but I keep hoping that more exciting cheerleader pictures will show up. The Idiot Board will likely be the death of me.

    FUCK ALL Y'ALL, I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!
     
    #49 Ton80, Jun 26, 2010
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    True greatness for the young ones. Video not with standing.

    I'll drink enough of anything, to make this world look new again...
    ....drunk drunk drunk in the gardens and the graves.

    She had nothing left to say, so she said loved me.........
    ....and I stood there grateful for the lie.

    I'll drink enough of anything, to make this girl look new again....
    ....drunk drunk drunk in the gardens and the graves.

    I'll drink enough of anything, to make myself look new again...
    ....I'm drunk drunk drunk in the gardens and the graves.

     
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    Pub time, then beer pong awaits.
     
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    Beer Pong has been going on for me for awhile. I wish we had bars around here that had more than one fucking table.
     
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    ................and then there's this:
     

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    poop
     

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    That's pretty good, but this one makes me laugh more; can you see why?
     

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    Oy.

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    It's not like we can be given any more fertile ground to work with than "sexy cheerleaders".

    I just haven't seen that many pictures yet that I want to save to my picture file.

    Step it up, bitches.

    *edit* fuckballs, my two best pictures got ganked by bandwidth bitches. Up to you, my brothers. Bring me quality cheerleader porn.
     
    #56 iczorro, Jun 26, 2010
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    (Possibly) Pac 16 Cheerleaders. Except for Texas A & M that is.
     
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    Or just in general; horrible football team, best cheerleaders ever (spoiler for size).

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    By the way, happy st jean de baptiste. You Quebecers really know how to fuck up a Thursday off of work, don't you?

    Oh, I'm sorry, that's under the assumption you guys do work in the first place.
     
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    Ended up skipping the movie and just going to my buddies surprise party. Pretty good time with the other Lt's but had to leave early to visit my buddy in who's in town on predeployment leave, going to the pacific theatre for a bit. BUT my roommates were drunk idiots and I had to play DD for the night. No biggie.
    Oh fuck, almost forgot, one of them drove between bars and got pulled over for speeding. He was pretty drunk and a complete fucking idiot, but luckily the po let him off with a warning to not speed. Fucking retard could have ended his career right then and there.
     
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