Re: Know when to hold 'em She normally has one of those very recognizable faces. I would walk right by that woman on the street and not take a second look.
I am really hoping this is some sort of publicity stunt. That Renee paid some lady to pretend to be her.
My first thought when seeing that photo was it was a dude. No joke. The face is kinda masculine now. Versus back in her Jerry Maguire days....
Is she wearing an Stone Phillips mask for Halloween? Fucking cosmetic surgery. It doesn't matter who you hire, they're all quacks.
Or people have no sense of when to fucking stop. Plenty of people have had plastic surgery and you'd never know it. But when people become addicted or try to completely stop aging as opposed to just smoothing the downslope, you look like a circus freak. You could tell Renee went overboard early on. She used to be really cute, but by the mid 2000s, she was a shiny faced mannequin with permanently puffed cheeks.
I've read Botox gives the shiny face appearance. Nicole Kidman was awful with this. Although I think she's eased off. I can't stand women with over-arched eyebrows. It's like they always look surprised.
I just don't understand what's wrong with aging gracefully. I don't understand what's addictive about looking like a shiny fire hydrant with eyelashes. Meg Ryan was beautiful and now she's a walking abomination. Bruce Jenner looks like he should be haunting Irish castles. I don't want to be preserved like Lenin when they bury me, let the worms/necropheliacs do their thing to me.
Circ duh so lay This is why women think men are lazy lovers. This guy has the absolute easiest part to play in this maneuver. I mean, just the smallest amount of work possible. And, he can't tilt his head back and get his tongue involved? I mean, it's right there! Show a little effort, dude.
Re: Circ duh so lay New bucket list item added. And if it involved magically becoming that fit and flexible, it may not matter which part I play.
Re: Circ duh so lay Gif is appropriately named. He does look busy. This conveys my feelings regarding spiders: Spoiler The bottom row, first on the left are what I keep finding in my laundry sink in the basement. I kill it with scalding hot water. After pacing and working out my game plan. They go down fighting, legs poking up out of the drain, trying to crawl out. But I always win.
Re: Circ duh so lay See, I don't think he's busy enough. I mean sure, he gives a dismissive ass flick to the main attraction girl; but, he's putting more effort into moving her hair out of the way. I gotta give the dude props, because, hey. Two chicks. Bendy ones, too. But, I feel like if that were me, I could bring 110%. I might even be able to get my toes involved.
Re: Circ duh so lay Girls love it when guys play with their hair.* *Not an actual fact.** **Maybe it is, I don't really know.
The hoverboard thing reminds me of yesterday when I was driving downtown and saw a group of segue drivers waiting at a light to cross the street. One of the drivers (who of course had extra bling on his segue) appeared to be impatiently jerking the shaft front and back, almost like he was fucking the thing. I might have thought this as a necessary movement that I was ignorant about except that none of the others were spazzing in the same way.
My friends and I play a fun game when we are drunk called "boobs or butt" which involves a camera, either butt or boob cleavage, and unsuspecting strangers. Looks like we aren't the only ones. So while this is just mildly entertaining for those involved, it apparently gets creepy online. check out the responses, pictures, and come-ons this woman received when she posted a pic of her husband's ass online The story: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/10/he ... ands-butt/ The messages: https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/messages.png Lots of lonely horny people out there
It's been brought to my attention that I wrote segue when I meant segway. I can't edit it, so I am putting this here to acknowledge my error and blame the wine.